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Windangus Kugingos

September 29, 2009

Nawiwindang ako, joshko groban, anetch ba itech…. joshko groban ulit, what the 5 inches heels are they doing to your Ninang!?  Ano ba itech? Are we back to the dark ages of Martial Law? We’re people don’t have choice?  If you want to say NO, but they want you to say YES they will trample you over to make that damn NO be a damn YES.  Damn THEM!!!  

They make a mistake, di nila kilala and beautilicious Ninang Byter, sabi ng beloved fatherhood ko when I was small and the Christmas trees are tall “Parang kalabaw na batugan yang si Byter, pag-lalo mong itinulak lalong magpumilit na di gagalaw.”  Ganon ako, never push to do things that I don’t to do… madi-disappoint ka lang!!! Ummhhh!!! Magsasayang lang tayong dalawa ng effort, ikaw mag sasayang ng effort sa pagtulak, ako naman magsasayang ng effort natitigil.  If I said NO don’t force me say YES, because what the 5 inches heels I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!! I don’t care if pareho tayong magsasayang ng effort.  I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!

By the way, mga beloved katabays’ in amidst of this damning thing that happens to me.  I decided na lumipat ng tambayan.  Ayoko na pinipilit ako na mag-fit-in sa bagay na ayaw ko namang mag fit-in.  Let me have my ways.  I can do things better that way.  So that is the reason why tambayannibyter.com is officially open pero wala pang laman… You’re Ninang is under a lot of stress, I haven’t got the much needed sleep lately.  Sobrang daming deadline na kailangan gawin, dagdagan pa ng nakakawindang na happenings na itech… Grrr!!! I’m making myself sick. And I’m irrational when I get angry. Goodness, gracious… ang wrinkles, ang pimples… smile Ninang, smile.

Breath in… breath out… Hmmnnn… Hmmnn… Hmmnn (on a lotus position), relaxation mode Ninang… relaxation mode. Ready cool down…a wan… a tu… a tri… go!!! Hmmnnn…. Hmmnnn… Hmmnnn… Hmmnnn.

Hmmnnn… shooopids…. Your Ninang is making herself windangus kugingos…. Charusshhh!!!

Byter Resign!!! ah este… Gloria resign. (ako pala si Byter… harharhar!!!) 

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Previous Comments

as in to the next level na guid ni yah,,,,,,,,,,,,, ha aha ha ,,, okay lang na kahit stress ka ,,,, gwapa ka man ghappon every klazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz tym ta ah,,,, erovier gli ni sng cccccccccsssssssss 2b

Posted by erovier at October 14, 2009, 1:43 pm

aba bagong tambayan. astig ah. bakit ka lumipat byter?

Posted by Pinoy ka ba? at October 18, 2009, 6:15 pm

@erovier -yep, next level na to!
@Pinoy - syempre, para maiba naman….

Posted by tambayannibyter at October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm

kaloka ka ninang!!! nwindang aketch..bumigay 2loy machu kung wankata..nhelu aq s dame mung istriss..tenchu so much npatawa mq in my damn life chuvarness..high five!!!!

Posted by gwapingz at November 2, 2009, 12:58 pm

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