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Tagalog Jokes - Punchlines Collection 2

September 11, 2009

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Nandito na ang hinihintay nyong update.  Pasenya na at medyo matagal ang update, nasa senti mode kasi ang byutiful Ninang nyo in past weeks.  Nag getting over you, never getting over me na kadramahan sa buhay.  Tapos nay un, nakapag-babang luksa na ang pamilya Aquino at therefore nag-babang luksa na rin si Byter.  Back to wa-paki hapi mode na ulit.  


Eto na ang bagong update, ang ina-abangan nyong second part ng tagalong punchlines jokes. Compilation ito ng mga comments galing sa previous post na punchlines – valentines edition at mula sa gumagatang utak ng ninang nyo.  May sweet, may corny, may pa-tweetums, at may bastos  pero lahat sila nakakatuwa.

libro ka ba?
kapal mo kasi…

musika ka ba?
napasayaw mo kasi puso ko…


condom ka ba ?
kasi I feel safe with you…

drugs ka ba?
naadik kasi ako sayo…

pantal ka ba?
ang kati mo kasi…

puto ka ba?
dinuguan kasi ako, bagay tayo…

ibon ka ba?
lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko…

hotwater ka ba?
napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo…

unan ka ba?
sarap mo kasing yakapin…

freezer ka ba?
tinitigasan kasi ako sayo

ulan ka ba?
nababasa kasi ako sayo

ayoko ko na sa sarili ko!
pwede bang sayo nalang ako….?

troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken eh…

sumbong kita sa pulis!
ninakaw mo kasi puso ko…

turnilyo ka ba?
sarap mo kasing screwhin eh…

tambutso ka ba?
umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo…

kuto ka ba?
ang lutong mo kasi…

libag ka ba?
hindi na ko maliligo kung ganun…

isda ka ba?
ang tinik mo kasi…

baril ka ba?
patira naman oh, kahit isang putok lang…

bomba ka ba?  
sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo…

galing ka bang greenhills?
ang cheap mo kasi…

kotse ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sakyan…

computer ka ba?
sarap mo kasing i-turn-on…

si Cory ka ba?
kasi pinagluksa na kita…

glue ka ba?
kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko…

dagat ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sisirin…
pelikula ka ba?
sarap mo kasing panoorin…

Maraming salamat kay Coli, Ahlskie, Yangyang, Brylle, Khulet, LoL0z at Randel sa mga nakakatuwang contribution.


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Previous Comments

hehehe…sumakit tyan ko dun ah. nice one!

Posted by spiky at September 11, 2009, 11:44 am

@spiky - pwera kabag…. ;-)

Posted by tambayannibyter at September 11, 2009, 2:00 pm

gnda…

Posted by xian at October 18, 2009, 1:34 pm

utot ka ba?
ang hirap mong pakawalan!!

Posted by trisha at November 8, 2009, 8:59 am

more!!!ganda kc eh!!!

Posted by Jean Mitra at November 17, 2009, 10:05 am

sisig kaba?
kasi your so sizzling hot!
hehehehehehe
;-)
try lang

Posted by jhemzky at November 27, 2009, 12:29 pm

alam mo pra kang ulan ….Lupa naman ako….. sakin ka din babagsak ^_^

Posted by yobmij at December 3, 2009, 1:37 pm

sana mapikon kana sakin
***para patulan mo na ako

Posted by mark justine at December 4, 2009, 9:44 am

@xian - syempre naman, maganda din kasi ang author…

@trisha - salamat sa pautot

@Jean Mitra - wait ka lang, madami pa dito….

@jhemzky - dapat ba talaga may H? pero cute and try mo, parang sisig… so hot.

@yobmij - pinahirapan mp pa ako Jimboy lng pala pangalan mo. salamat sa dagdag, sana wag kang bumagsak.

@mark justine - wag kang mag-alala papatulan ka na nun

Posted by tambayannibyter at December 4, 2009, 3:30 pm

Pa banat din po ako ..

Ano pa silbi ng coke?
kung sakin palang napapa smile ka na..

posporo ka ba?
match kasi tayo..

masyado ka namang steady
galawin kaya kita

Oxygen ka ba?
kasi kung wala ka di ako mabubuhay..

Ibebenta ko na ang sarili ko sa mataas na presyo.
matawag mo lang akong mahal..

May solution ako..
Can U substitute my X w/out asking Y?

Di bale nang masubsob ako..
kung sasakto naman ako sa labi mo

kailangan mo bang mag diet?
eh para sakin Fit & Right kana..

tatagalin na kita sa friends list ko sa facebook! gusto ko kasi “more than friends” tayo..

Para kang kalawang… kasi.. unti-unti mong tinutunaw ang bakal kong puso

itutuwid ko ang landas mo.. para sa akin ka dumiretso

mawala na lahat ng ship… wag lang ang ating relationship.

Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.

“Di Ko Kayang isakripisyo ang buhay ko!!! Dahil ikaw mismo ang buhay ko.”

Nissin CUP noodles ka ba? Wala ka kasing CUPares eh!

sana ang samahan natin parang MOTOLITE.. PANGMATAGALAN.

Yan lang po ang banat ko….
pa add sa facebook
rendemoneyes@yahoo.com

Posted by Alucard at December 11, 2009, 3:46 pm

galing ah…. pa add po sa facebook
paul_romel890@yahoo.com.ph

Posted by pablo at January 7, 2010, 10:25 am

pa banat. xna naging damet nalang ako para mtry mo nmn kung bagay bko xayo. hehehe….

Posted by jheker at January 9, 2010, 2:48 am

aLM mo Para KaNG Tae!!!

Ako kz ang langaw mo

Posted by fonce at January 21, 2010, 12:49 am

eto nmn po share

ice cream ka ba?
kasi kahit malamig ang sarap mong dilaan

Posted by Sakuragi10 at February 4, 2010, 6:12 pm

tae ba ba?
di kasi kta kyang paglaruan.

Posted by paolo at February 6, 2010, 1:42 pm

` pa banat na MALUPIT !

boy : TAXI ka ba ?

girl: bakit ?

boy : eh kac , habang tumatagal byahe natin , napapamahal n ako sau !

ahaha .

Posted by johnny at March 13, 2010, 8:39 pm

alam mo ba kung bakit naghhrap ang ating mundo?? e kC nagmamahalan tayo!! wabzU…..

squater kba? ang HIRAP mo kcng limutin..

*nkagawa na rin ako ng sarili kong punchline*

Posted by rjanegabz at March 19, 2010, 9:00 pm

miss sidecar k ba?
single kc ako eh..

miss musician k ba?
napatayo mo kc nota ko eh..

Posted by jefrock at March 29, 2010, 8:12 am

i love it

Posted by FARAH MAE at April 14, 2010, 10:47 am

UNGGOY KBA??

—kc lge kng nkasabit sa puso koh

Posted by chuck at April 20, 2010, 5:49 pm

e2 ang banat

tae ka ba?
..di kc kita mpaglaruan

hihihi

Posted by jeremee at April 28, 2010, 8:57 pm

haha ok to a..
eto meron ako

miss pra kng tae..ndi kc kta matiis

ndi kba npapagod?kanina kpa tumatakbo sa icp ko

kw ba mayari ng crayola?kw kc nagbbigay kulay sa buhay ko

hahaha tnx

Posted by bongski at May 15, 2010, 7:36 pm

mejo bastos ka din eh noh?
basta basta kana lng kaxe pumapasok sa icp ko

sana naging sibuyas na lang ang puso ko.. pra habang cnasaktan mo umiiyak ka

aanhin pa ang gravity eh kung prati lang aman akong nahuhulog sayo..

pa add pu sa facebook..

rollie_azuela@yahoo.com :P hehehe… ayan punchline :D

Posted by Champorado at May 27, 2010, 12:23 am

ako din haha..

tae kaba?
kac malayo kpa naaamoy na kita..

kahoy kba?
sarap mong sibakin eh..

an-an kaba?
ang kati-kati mo kac eh..

haha.. yan lng po.. sariling punchline lng yan.. hehe

paadd nadin sa fb ah…

yamko_08@yahoo.com

Posted by ruzelle gonzales at June 14, 2010, 1:54 pm

pa epal,,

shades ka ba?
nagdidilim kasi paningin ko pag nakikita kita..
hehe

panis!!!

Posted by sybill at June 29, 2010, 7:11 pm

bakla ka ba? kasi sarap mong chumupa… hahahaha LOL!

Posted by badong at July 5, 2010, 4:26 pm

tae kba?
ang baho mo kc ee

kyamanan kba?
sarap mo ibaon sa lupa!

kulangot kba
sarap mu bilugin

Posted by james larangan at July 5, 2010, 7:08 pm

para kang puno..
dami kasing ugat sa paa mo eh..

Posted by mark at July 10, 2010, 9:42 pm

Boy: nag.. fa2rmville kaba??

Gurl: Minsan BAkit??

Boy: PAti KAsi Puso Ku Na harvest
mu na ehh…

yan ang banat hehe
hightech na teo ngaun
nyahaha..

add me ups.. fb… lang ohh

hatchi_22@yahoo.com

Posted by hamdi at July 12, 2010, 1:45 pm

ahahah galing nmn

Posted by lookforward at July 21, 2010, 10:26 am

pa banat din

sana nyog ka nlng… kht ganu ka kataas pi2l8n ka akyatin mapasakin ka lmang….

pa aDD sa FB fallen_globe@yahoo.com

Posted by jeremiah at July 25, 2010, 2:01 pm

ketchup k b?

miss ka n kasi ng hotdog q eh

Posted by alex at July 25, 2010, 9:05 pm

ex-cute me po pdaan lng po

Boy:ms. pde po mgtanong?

Ms:anu un?

Boy:san po ang daan?

MS:san?

Boy: s puso mo heheheeh ^_^

Posted by chard at July 25, 2010, 11:54 pm

commelec kba
boto kc seu ung mga
magulang kouh

utot kba?
ang hrap m
kc pakawla e

Posted by mart_mj03@yahoo.com at July 26, 2010, 8:50 pm

mag pa blood test ka kaya

Posted by ryanzkie16 at August 2, 2010, 5:10 pm

Roses are red
violets are blue
if God made me beautiful
what happened to u

xD

pa add po sa facebook ^^

shihara from japan :)
half japanese -pinay

Shihara Gonzales Pengco

Realshi.pengco08@yahoo.com

pa-add po ha ^^

Posted by Shihara Pengco at August 19, 2010, 10:24 am

ang babaduy ng mga jokes jokes ba yan? naaatim nyo pang ipost ang ganyang klaseng mga banat? naghahanap ako ng makukuhang jokes eh parang ako pa yata ang makukuhanan kapag ako ang nag post

Posted by fajardo at August 20, 2010, 2:56 pm

gaganda pu.. hahah

Posted by chill at September 1, 2010, 3:10 pm

ina: anak bket ka nagtatanim

anak: ina “A HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES ARE APPROACHING”
______________________________________

lola: apo bgo ko pumanaw ppamana ko na sayo ang hekta hektaryang kyamanan ko ..

apo: san ko po makikita lola

lola: magbukas ka ng FB, tapos buksan mo ung farmville confirm mo nlng ..

tnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by miguel o holic at September 26, 2010, 12:45 am

PaTi Ra NAmn And Add NArin Ako sa Fb

PusTiso KAba KASe i CANt Smile witHout u

Posted by COnche at September 30, 2010, 7:57 pm

i2 punchline oh….

kamera ka ba?

kc pgnkikita kta npapangiti ako eh…

Posted by xerdy at October 3, 2010, 8:42 pm

Thank you for sharing.

Watch Pinoy shows replay and movies in PHNOY.com

Posted by Pinoy Ako at October 4, 2010, 7:59 pm

mental hospital kba kc,,feeling ko mababaliw ako sau eh.

Posted by jomar fulgar at October 14, 2010, 6:24 pm

m6a dudes,pa-p0st nrin..

mizs,kumain kba n6 mais?

bakit?

an6 c0rny m0h kaz eeh

Posted by jero at October 16, 2010, 2:41 am

nakakatawa naman… :)

Posted by giezell at October 24, 2010, 11:29 am

bakit hindi na lang gawing umaga ang MIDNIGHT SALE para hindi napupuyat ang mga mamimili???

Posted by KaputoL at October 25, 2010, 1:57 pm

bakit di nlng gawin apat n araw ang 3days sale para mas mahaba ang sale??!!! ^^,

Posted by KaputoL at October 26, 2010, 10:29 am

Bagyo ka ba?

Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility,
you leave my heart in the state of calamity…

ADD nyo nmn aqoh sa FB raj.anjum04@gmail.com
tnx :)

Posted by raj :) at November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm

soccer kb?

sarap mo sipain eh

Posted by arbin at November 11, 2010, 8:17 pm

haha nice ung mga punchline ty

Posted by enzo at November 12, 2010, 5:29 pm

sana susi na lang ako
at
ikaw ang padlock ko…

para pag nwala ako…

mananatili kang sarado at

walang ibang makakabukas

kundi

Ako… !

^_^
pa add po sa fb delossantospeter@ymail.com

Posted by peter at November 17, 2010, 10:20 am

BoY: tattar ka ba?

GirL: Hindi. bkit?

Boy: Buti alam mo.

hahahahaha! :D :D :D

Posted by kaycee at November 18, 2010, 2:28 pm

TAY: NAK, BILI MO AKO NG SOFTDRINKS..
ANAK: COKE O PEPSI?
TAY: COKE..
ANAK:DIET O REGULAR?
TAY:REGULAR..
ANAK: BOTE O IN CAN?
TAY: BOTE..
ANAK: 8 OZ O LITRO?
TAY: PUNYETA! TUBIG NA NGA LANG!
ANAK: MINERAL O NATURAL?
TAY: MINERAL..
ANAK: MALAMIG O HINDI?
TAY: TANG INA..HAMPASIN KITA NG WALIS EH!
ANAK: TAMBO O TINGTING?
TAY: AYAW U ATA MAGPAUTOS EH?
ANAK: HALATA BA O HINDI?
TAY: HAYOP KA!
ANAK: BAKA O BABOY?
TAY: LUMAYAS KA NGA DITO?!
ANAK: NGAYON BA O BUKAS?

PASAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by ichee at November 24, 2010, 6:05 pm

basketbolista kb?
bolero k kc.

para kang cellphone,
u r my life.

para kang pustiso,
i cant smile without you..

para kang facebook,
nakaka addik ka…

Posted by darksied at November 28, 2010, 8:54 am

MAKABAGO bA?…eto banat

MAGSYOTA NAGLALAKAD SA MADILIM NA HAGDANAN PABABA NG BIGLANG SUMIGAW SI BOY!

BOY: HALA!!!..NARAMDAMAN MO BA YON??

GIRL:( NATATAKOT ) ANG ALIN!!??

BOY: NA MAHAL KITA!..

nyahhaha!!..panis??

Posted by Kyle Delos Santos at November 30, 2010, 8:44 am

I HAVE THE “F”, “C”, AND THE “K” all i need is “U”.. oh haa!!.. banat :D D

-akatsukimacubex@yahoo.com

Posted by sieg at November 30, 2010, 12:30 pm

TAE KA BA?

DI KASI KITA KAYANG PAGLARUAN!.

Posted by jayson at December 1, 2010, 8:32 am

sana baso nalang kita…

para lagi kita nahahalikan….
^^

Posted by angelo at December 2, 2010, 11:07 pm

Boy: Miss, pwede ba kitang itreat ng SIOMAI at HOPIA?

Miss: SIOMAI AT HOPIA?

Boy: Oo, SIOMAI at HOPIA. Kasi I wanna SIOMAI feelings for you. And HOPIA like me too!

=)

Posted by bog at December 3, 2010, 3:20 am

kulangot kaba..?? hard to get ka kasi..

Posted by jhay-em08 at December 3, 2010, 7:00 pm

Bangin ka ba ?
Cause Im falling for you !

Ihi ka ba ?
Hindi kita matiis eh !

Pustiso ka ba ?
You know I cant smile without you !

Kulangot ka ba ?
Cause your really hard to get !

Magsalbabida ka nga !
Baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko

Exam ka ba ?
Kasi sasagutin kita agad2 !

Posted by Marie at December 5, 2010, 11:05 am

hahahah ang lupit…
ito kaya…

Pagkain kaba?
kaz lagi ktng hinahanap-hanap..hehe {^?*}
pa ad naman sa fb…Kriz_breaker@yahoo.com.tnx. . .

Posted by Christian at December 6, 2010, 5:06 pm

baduy!

Posted by jholo at December 8, 2010, 9:45 pm

ulan kb??

lupa kasi ako..

kahit anong tago ang gawin mo sa ulap.

sakin parin ang bagsak mo..

habang tinitira kita.. kinakaen mo ako
(plants vs. zombie

Posted by noek at December 10, 2010, 12:40 am

haha..ayos pla mga to..
pa try nga.

boy: miss alam m ang panget m.
girl: ha?bkit?
boy: bbakit kpa kitang kita naman :)

Posted by chocomulmul at December 10, 2010, 3:42 am

aqko pa banat.

Posted by hotsauce at December 10, 2010, 8:59 pm

hahaha.. nkkwala ng stresssss

Posted by ice at December 10, 2010, 11:27 pm

alam muh kng cactus ka?

ok lng khit msugatan ako

mayakap lng kita!!!

Posted by jhun at December 14, 2010, 6:28 pm

bangin ka ba? kasi nahuhulog na ako sayo :)

Posted by maika at December 15, 2010, 4:15 pm

haha walang magawa sa buhay

mag salamin ka kaya

para makita mu
cung anung klaseng monster ka

haha

peace U

Posted by mavxmay at December 26, 2010, 8:37 pm

boy:ketchup kba?

girl:bkit nmn?

boy:kc,, hinahanap k ng hotdog ko ehhh?

Posted by makehtaghap at December 28, 2010, 11:29 pm

KETCHUP KBA?

KC,, HINAHANAP HANAP KA NG HOTDOG KO EH!!

Posted by BIBOY at December 28, 2010, 11:40 pm

tsinelas kb?
d kz ako mkaalis ng di ka ksma…

Posted by chocomulmul at December 30, 2010, 12:43 am

aq dn try luma na dn toh ehh

bigas, tubig, asukal, kuryente, etc.
lahat na nag mamahalan

tayo nlng ndi pa… :]

Posted by denden at December 31, 2010, 6:23 pm

boy;5 star kba?

girl;bkit?

boy;kc npasabog mo puso ko ehhh…

Posted by makehtaghap at January 1, 2011, 4:52 am

e2 bnaT n malepetz?

boy:ilaw kba?

girl:bkit nmn?

boy:kaw kze ang nagsisilbing liwanag ko ehh!!!

Posted by bostugatz at January 2, 2011, 3:21 am

eto bago !

BOY : pangit kba ?
GIRL : bakit ?
BOY : anong bakit ndi mo ba alam ?

BOY : (nagtanong) may muta ba ako ?
GIRL : wala naman bakit ?
BOY : bute pa ikaw meron ahaha !!

Posted by christian carlo at January 2, 2011, 11:00 pm

Maganda ka sana …..
..Maykulang Lang sayu….

..ako.

Posted by Mark Lynnon at January 4, 2011, 7:09 pm

BOY: ligaw na bala kaba ?

GIRL: bakit ?

BOY: kc sa iba nakalaan pero AKO un tinamaan !

nyahaha kidz pa po ako pero marunong na sa gnyan Im only 15 yrs OLD

Posted by yeoj at January 16, 2011, 11:40 pm

manok ka ba??
liliman mo nga itlog ko..

mga wala klaru punchline neu
e2 gayahin neu…

pak u kau…

Posted by nestoni at January 17, 2011, 1:42 am

alm mo bka hndi kna ma ka uwi ksi

nsa isipan na kta ehh :) )

Posted by Niño at January 21, 2011, 1:45 pm

pabanat din ..

nasan ka !? bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko kagabe ??

haha ..

Posted by miss i.c at January 21, 2011, 4:13 pm

boy: miss lar tayo plants vs. zombies
ikaw ang plants aq ang zombies
habang tinitira mq kinakaen qta.. wahahaha :D

Posted by prettyaira at January 25, 2011, 6:35 pm

maganda ka na sana..!..
panget ka nga lng talga.. bwahahahah ♥
:D

Posted by potpot at January 30, 2011, 6:56 pm

ALAN MU KUNG BASURAHAN AKO SANA “IKAW” N LNG LAGE MAPATAPUN SAKEN

giMo”,

Posted by akosigimo at February 2, 2011, 10:51 pm

hehehehe nakka tawa nah…

Posted by crisel at February 3, 2011, 2:28 am

pabanat dn aku ah

lumiliit ka buh kc dti hanggang utak lng kta ngaun sa puso na kita eh hahahaha :0

pde na yan

pa add emosilester@yahoo.com

Posted by mark lester at February 3, 2011, 11:34 am

snatcher k ba? ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!

Posted by paul at February 9, 2011, 8:11 pm

LUFET…..

Posted by JERICO at February 11, 2011, 4:51 pm

sana dami8 mu nlng aq…..
pra lgi mo aqng cnusoot…..

ARAW ka ba?
kc pag NIlalamigan aq kaw lng ang nagpapaini8 ng puso ko…

KASALANAN KA BA?
kc pag pupunta aq sa church pinagdadasal kta…

face book ka ba?
kc pag wla ka na bobored aq….

pra skin mhalga kang bagay….
kaya pwede iarbor nlng kta?

Posted by maryjoy at February 14, 2011, 7:29 pm

crush na sana ktah

eh kaso ngumiti ka pah

ayan 2loy

mahal na ktah

hahahahahahah

181818181818

pa add na lang po sa fb

Posted by bryandrea at February 14, 2011, 8:06 pm

pa banat…

para kang tae….
…kasi napapaiyak ako kapag lumalabas ka…

para kang fireworks…
…ang lakas ng putok mo eh!

Masunurin ako…
…sabi mo sakin manigas ka,nanigas nga!

Posted by Carlos at February 16, 2011, 6:33 pm

mga tang ina kayo..hahaha..kokorni nyo

Posted by jacolino at February 18, 2011, 5:28 pm

tang ina kayo..korni nyo..mga pakyu

Posted by jacol at February 18, 2011, 5:31 pm

may mmda bah????

prang wala naman eh…

kasi kung meron bakit ngbangaan puso natin??…waley na waley

Posted by mykay at February 24, 2011, 2:35 pm

fertilizer ka bah????

kasi napa2taba mo puso ko….. waley ulit

Posted by mykay at February 24, 2011, 2:38 pm

ayus yang mga banat nyo ah…

Posted by john lumibao at March 10, 2011, 5:00 am

astig…. pa try dn,,

what is your my mind?!! (fb)
ikaw sana i lalagay ko….
kaso lang baka ma like ka ng iba!!

Posted by honly at March 12, 2011, 11:24 am

tenen……

Alcohol ka na lang sana…
para ikaw ang magtanggal ng KATI ko…
^_^

CApital S sa mga Brad

Posted by cheesewalk at March 18, 2011, 3:49 pm

tatay;ank pag d ka pumasa sa exam mo wag mo na aqng ituring na ama mo

anak opow

tatay;mzta exam
anak;hu u pow

Posted by roel at March 21, 2011, 7:42 pm

para san pat na buhay ka kng sa akin patay na patay ka na

Posted by roel at March 22, 2011, 7:23 pm

TAKURE KBA?
KASI HABANG TUMATAGAL.
UMINIT, UMAAPAW, AT SUMISIPOL PALAKAS NG PALAKAS ANG TIBOK NG PUSO KO SAYO…

YAN ANG BAGO!!

Posted by PEEWEE at March 24, 2011, 12:20 pm

nice 1 ako….
pa add sa fb
shouran_sakura0795@yahoo.com

>> PiLOSOPOHAN ..

V: Pepsi nga po.
T: Iplastic ba?
V: Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwede?
……T: Ano nga?
(Pinlastik ng tindera ung pepsi)
T: Bayad,Magbabayad ka ba?
V: Hindi , magsusukli. Ako ung tindera kaya ako magsusukli, malamang diba magbabayad ako kasi ako bumili?!
T: Hindi,Yung kalabaw ung bumili.
V: Gaya-gaya ka!
T: Ako?
V: Hindi, ung pepsi.

Posted by ezikiel at March 24, 2011, 9:26 pm

ang papangit ng joke niyo yuckkk

Posted by clarrissa suagart at March 26, 2011, 11:00 pm

MERALCO KBA?

– binigyan mu kcng
LIWANAG ang buhay co :D D

026

Posted by jesame ramos at March 30, 2011, 7:42 pm

pa xtra lng po :)

sinigang ka ba?

ang sarap kc higupin ng sabaw mo eh :)

Posted by kiel at March 31, 2011, 3:46 am

kulangot ka ba?
napaka green minded m kz..

Posted by paolo at April 2, 2011, 1:15 pm

pa banat .

. kong gasolina ka at pamasahe ako , ikaw ang dahilan kaya ako nag mamahal . =)

hehehe
tsk.o2

Posted by hannah at April 3, 2011, 6:14 pm

haha baduy dn aman hehe

Posted by mae at April 6, 2011, 11:10 am

aus,,,bkit b now olng nbasa..hihihi…

sana kung subject k kw pinka mhirap…
pra sau aq babagsak…lol,z

try lng po…:))

Posted by ashtred23 at April 6, 2011, 5:09 pm

pa banat…

chocolate ka ba?
-ang sweet mo kasi eh…

punching bag ka ba?
-sarap mo kasing sapak sapakin!

“sana gawing HERBAL med. na ang MAKAHIYA LEAVES!..bakit kamo? Para may gamot na yung mga MAKAKAPAL ang MUKHA.!”

Posted by RONETTE at April 18, 2011, 11:40 am

tit kaba?
kasi ang sarap mo eh:))

Posted by spikerfifteen at April 18, 2011, 11:56 pm

lalaki kaba?
mahileg kasi ako sa poging lalaki eh:))

Posted by SPIKERFIFTEEN at April 18, 2011, 11:58 pm

okie toh!!love lots

Posted by raymond collado at April 19, 2011, 3:43 pm

liNDol kBA?????? LKas kc ng imPACT mu eeeeeeeh

pa add nmn sa fb jerlyn_aquino@y.c

tnz

Posted by jerlyn at April 20, 2011, 3:30 pm

boy: pokemon ka ba?

girl: pokemon???

boy: kasi i choose you!

Posted by high enrgy at April 24, 2011, 12:14 pm

astig nmn .. dmi q npulot .. hahahaha .. keep it up .. :D

Posted by Louie at April 29, 2011, 2:20 am

ayos mga punclines dito.. pasali..

Posted by lhanie at April 29, 2011, 11:43 am

Boy: pakinggan mo ang hanging payapa… at uutot ako

Girl: Ang Baho!

Boy: sinabi ko bang amuyin mo??!

Posted by brusko at May 8, 2011, 3:12 pm

nice po ! gaganda ng banat nyo .. wla na tuloi akong ibang maicp kundi kayo .. ^_~

pa. add po sa FB ..
ckatejazzmine@yahoo.com.ph

Posted by kate jazzmine at May 14, 2011, 7:50 pm

aZtig ako nga din!!!

boy: miss phiram nman ng ballpen?

girl: cge!! eto oHHh

boy: miss wla nman tinta ehh

girl: meron yan gamit ko pa yan ehh

boy: wla nga ehh, sulat mo nga no. mo!!! hehe

Posted by Lhester (bLindhEArt) at May 19, 2011, 2:58 pm

Girl: May punchline ka pa ba?

Boy: Meron sana…

Girl: Naubusan ka na?

Boy: Hindi, hindi kasi tugma yung mga puchline q… puch lang… Pwede ba?

Hahaha…

Posted by Pantom 3 at May 30, 2011, 8:03 pm

super nakakatawa talaga!!!
hahaha ang sakit ng tiyan ko sa katatawa

Posted by Wilson Divino Macayayong at June 17, 2011, 5:37 pm

galing ah!!!

Posted by jescy lipz at June 21, 2011, 9:38 pm

… ampalaya kba .. !?
kc , khit anung PAIT mu ! na sau ,sau prn ang SUSTANSYANG !!
hnahnap hnap cu ..

hahahahah :)

Posted by ruth at June 27, 2011, 4:46 pm

Pulis kb???
Pinosas m kc puso ko sa puso m……(:

Posted by Jhayem04 at June 27, 2011, 10:24 pm

ang babaduy !

Posted by anfw at July 7, 2011, 12:42 am

ito banat…

OATMEAL CA BA?

kasi your good to my heart

Posted by arbie at July 12, 2011, 6:07 pm

tae ka bA?
kc malayo ka pa amoy na kta!

cake ka ba?
sweet mo kc ehh.

fb ka ba?
kc ang mukha mo pang worldwide

kuto ka ba?
kasi lage kang nasa isip ko ehh

kolangot ka ba?
bcoz your hard to get

yan lang muna wala na ko maisip hahah…i hope ma sali to sa collection 3 ..lol

Posted by kennethWApz at July 13, 2011, 12:13 am

manga ka ba?

muka ka kasing kalabaw!!haha

Posted by kevin at July 14, 2011, 11:14 am

buti pa ang Bagyo! may Pag-asa,
eh…ako kaya may pag-asa ba sayo?

Posted by dhezkie at July 15, 2011, 9:17 pm

galing … jokes kaba napa tawa mo kac ako ee :P

Posted by arjhay ciriaco at July 18, 2011, 10:54 pm

ina: anak bket ka nagtatanim
anak: ina “A HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES ARE APPROACHING”

Posted by Andrew at July 19, 2011, 10:09 pm

aKuh din maY baNat^^

elEctric faN kaBA?

lakas kc Ng hangin mOh eh^^

slowrock_kein03@yahoo.com

Posted by cHristian kein at July 22, 2011, 9:04 pm

try

boy:idol mu ba si april boy regino?
girl: bkt?
boy: umiiyak na kc ang puso ko’t sumisugaw sau

try lng

Posted by jan hunt at July 27, 2011, 4:46 pm

boy:tae ka ba?

girl:bakit?

boy:kc nilalangaw ka sa puso ko ehhhhhhhhh

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by carlo at July 28, 2011, 7:25 pm

ang ganda natawa ako super :-] aso ka ba muka ka ksing BTCH dejokelng xD

Posted by azi at July 28, 2011, 8:02 pm

- tubig kaba ?

- tra ligo tayo ..

* geL kba ?

* ang tags mo ksi . !!

Posted by joshua at August 8, 2011, 4:50 pm

droga ka ba?

nakakasira ka kasi ng araw…

:)

Posted by renzjames valina at August 10, 2011, 7:00 pm

mannga ka ba sarap mong balibagin eh!!!^_^

Posted by matulac at August 13, 2011, 2:59 pm

ako rin pa banat!!

boy:miss alam mo gusto ko mag pulis..

girl: bakit nmn?

boy: gusto ko kc ikulong puso ko sayo,”

Posted by arnel at August 19, 2011, 8:20 pm

boy: hay naku nakakatawa lang talagang isipin..

girl: bkt nman?

boy: para ka kasing table of contents.

girl: ha? bakit?

boy: ikaw lang naman kasi ang laman ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko…

hahahah..

Posted by Ariel at August 19, 2011, 9:00 pm

ganda ao di pa banat…

good bye philipines kaba?

lakas kasi ng putok mo ehhh…

hahahaahha

Posted by bryan sesno at August 21, 2011, 5:06 pm

puno kba?
paa mo pro ugat

Posted by leomiled at August 25, 2011, 12:17 pm

kumain ba kau ng mais ??

ang corny nio kc ehH

hahahaha piece po tau .. :P

Posted by sherwin capadocia at August 26, 2011, 2:30 pm

guzto mo ng magic ?
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that’s NICE !!

Posted by denmark at August 27, 2011, 10:01 am

isda, manok, baboy, lhat un natikaman q na.. kaw nlang hndi…

Posted by sEaN at September 3, 2011, 6:26 pm

maganda ka sana kas0 mer0n ka

mutah :-) )((

nYahahaha

Posted by inTex at September 8, 2011, 2:35 pm

pa try..

redhorse ka ba?

lakas nang tama ko sau eh!

Posted by onin at September 13, 2011, 1:32 am

hindi kana makaka uwi sa inyo….
kasi d2 kana nakatira sa puso ko…

Posted by geoff at September 13, 2011, 6:56 pm

tae kba? bkit …….. mukha kc ehhh

silver kba?bkit………kc ang lki n n interest ko sau………… yan ang

Posted by wesTsidEcholO`scLan at September 14, 2011, 8:07 pm

..test paper kba???

..nauuboS kze ang oraz qu, kati2g sau!!
..hehehe:D

Posted by lhineL at September 16, 2011, 3:59 am

ang gandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grabe na kilig naman ako!!!!!!!!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by jermin at September 16, 2011, 5:20 pm

sino gusto girl itetext ko ng banat pls.
Exaggeratedexage@yahoo.com

Posted by spasm at September 16, 2011, 9:20 pm

Alam mo minsan di na nkakatawa ung mga snasabe mu!!!

Kase minsan kinikilig naku!:)

pa add mr_night2010@yahoo.com

Posted by Jhemjhem at September 17, 2011, 7:35 am

E2 banat ni (MHARIO)

TOPPING kba?..
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.bgay ka ksing nsa ibabaw koh ehh,,

STOp Light kba?..

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nung nkita kitang na ka red biglang koh napahinto….

free taste kba?…
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gs2 na kc kitang tikman ehh…

pa aDD poh blocker_hurt04@yahoo.com

Posted by mhario at September 17, 2011, 9:29 am

Tae ka ba? ang hirap mo kacng paglaroan eh..

Pwedng magpapcture? para madevelop tau…. :) )

Posted by Kris Lopez at September 22, 2011, 3:09 pm

‘. pabanat rin acu !!

‘. ice ka ba ??

‘. ang sarap mu axing ihampas xa pader !!
‘. hahaha !!! tawa !! :D DD

Posted by winkle at September 22, 2011, 9:19 pm

uling ka ba?
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nagbabaga kasiang damdamin ko para sau eh..

Posted by love varde at September 24, 2011, 11:12 pm

sana facebook ka na lang..

para malaman mo namang like kita …

Posted by love varde at September 24, 2011, 11:14 pm

bato ka ba ??

kac ang tigas mong pilitin eh !

Posted by roschelle at September 25, 2011, 8:05 am

marunong kabang lumipad?

bkt?

bkt hindi

Posted by sophia lajato at October 1, 2011, 3:30 pm

KuNg MaY BiNeBentA aKoNg IsaNg BaGaY..IpaGbIbILi Ko Sa IbA Ng MurAnG MuRa..LaLonG LaLo nA Sa mGa BaBae…PeRo sAyO HiNdI…LaM Mo Ba KuNg BaKit???? KaSi SaYo Ko MaGmaMaHaL….. yan ang mga banat brod!! ^^

Posted by juanchito at October 4, 2011, 2:39 am

Kulangot ka ba???? cause ur hard to get!!!!

Posted by Anonymous at October 7, 2011, 8:32 pm

gling grabe!!gnda ng mga banat..

Posted by jane at October 15, 2011, 3:46 am

head ang shoulders ka ba ?
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kasi ur my worlds number 1

weeee !

Posted by JC at October 15, 2011, 9:04 pm

MULTO KA BA?

-KASI ANHIHIMATAY AKO PAGNAKIKITA KA

Posted by PATRICK E. at October 20, 2011, 5:07 pm

pabanat nga isa kung marunong ako…

puke kba?

bkit?

kse ang baho mo!!!!

may tinga kba?

bkit?

mgtatanong kpa,kitang kita na…

kalbo kba?

oo bakit?

alam ko!!

tanga kba?

bakit?

bakit daw,tanga nga!!!

Posted by marlon zabala at October 25, 2011, 12:57 am

more pa ang gnda ksi….
:)

Posted by Joanne Alcuran at October 26, 2011, 5:10 pm

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