Always remember no matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be use as a bad example.
Windangus Kugingos
September 29, 2009Nawiwindang ako, joshko groban, anetch ba itech…. joshko groban ulit, what the 5 inches heels are they doing to your Ninang!? Ano ba itech? Are we back to the dark ages of Martial Law? We’re people don’t have choice? If you want to say NO, but they want you to say YES they will trample you over to make that damn NO be a damn YES. Damn THEM!!!
They make a mistake, di nila kilala and beautilicious Ninang Byter, sabi ng beloved fatherhood ko when I was small and the Christmas trees are tall “Parang kalabaw na batugan yang si Byter, pag-lalo mong itinulak lalong magpumilit na di gagalaw.” Ganon ako, never push to do things that I don’t to do… madi-disappoint ka lang!!! Ummhhh!!! Magsasayang lang tayong dalawa ng effort, ikaw mag sasayang ng effort sa pagtulak, ako naman magsasayang ng effort natitigil. If I said NO don’t force me say YES, because what the 5 inches heels I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!! I don’t care if pareho tayong magsasayang ng effort. I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!
By the way, mga beloved katabays’ in amidst of this damning thing that happens to me. I decided na lumipat ng tambayan. Ayoko na pinipilit ako na mag-fit-in sa bagay na ayaw ko namang mag fit-in. Let me have my ways. I can do things better that way. So that is the reason why tambayannibyter.com is officially open pero wala pang laman… You’re Ninang is under a lot of stress, I haven’t got the much needed sleep lately. Sobrang daming deadline na kailangan gawin, dagdagan pa ng nakakawindang na happenings na itech… Grrr!!! I’m making myself sick. And I’m irrational when I get angry. Goodness, gracious… ang wrinkles, ang pimples… smile Ninang, smile.
Breath in… breath out… Hmmnnn… Hmmnn… Hmmnn (on a lotus position), relaxation mode Ninang… relaxation mode. Ready cool down…a wan… a tu… a tri… go!!! Hmmnnn…. Hmmnnn… Hmmnnn… Hmmnnn.
Hmmnnn… shooopids…. Your Ninang is making herself windangus kugingos…. Charusshhh!!!
Byter Resign!!! ah este… Gloria resign. (ako pala si Byter… harharhar!!!)
Guest Post: Oes Tsetnoc Help File
September 28, 2009The oes tsetnoc is another search engine event and this post is to help bleuken on his campaign to win the said competition. Oes Tsetnoc is a search engine optimization (SEO) competition targetting the said the keyword on Google. It is his experience on search engine competition like this, we believe in his skills to win the event. That’s the reason why I am supporting him.
Sorry and you will not find any new updates here because this blog will be transferred to a new home later and will announce it. For the meantime, if you want a Filipino to win the said competition support bleuken by linking the following site address to your blog. A little help will do:
Tagalog Jokes - Punchlines Collection 2
September 11, 2009Nandito na ang hinihintay nyong update. Pasenya na at medyo matagal ang update, nasa senti mode kasi ang byutiful Ninang nyo in past weeks. Nag getting over you, never getting over me na kadramahan sa buhay. Tapos nay un, nakapag-babang luksa na ang pamilya Aquino at therefore nag-babang luksa na rin si Byter. Back to wa-paki hapi mode na ulit.
Eto na ang bagong update, ang ina-abangan nyong second part ng tagalong punchlines jokes. Compilation ito ng mga comments galing sa previous post na punchlines – valentines edition at mula sa gumagatang utak ng ninang nyo. May sweet, may corny, may pa-tweetums, at may bastos pero lahat sila nakakatuwa.
libro ka ba?
kapal mo kasi…
musika ka ba?
napasayaw mo kasi puso ko…
condom ka ba ?
kasi I feel safe with you…
drugs ka ba?
naadik kasi ako sayo…
pantal ka ba?
ang kati mo kasi…
puto ka ba?
dinuguan kasi ako, bagay tayo…
ibon ka ba?
lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko…
hotwater ka ba?
napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo…
unan ka ba?
sarap mo kasing yakapin…
freezer ka ba?
tinitigasan kasi ako sayo
ulan ka ba?
nababasa kasi ako sayo
ayoko ko na sa sarili ko!
pwede bang sayo nalang ako….?
troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken eh…
sumbong kita sa pulis!
ninakaw mo kasi puso ko…
turnilyo ka ba?
sarap mo kasing screwhin eh…
tambutso ka ba?
umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo…
kuto ka ba?
ang lutong mo kasi…
libag ka ba?
hindi na ko maliligo kung ganun…
isda ka ba?
ang tinik mo kasi…
baril ka ba?
patira naman oh, kahit isang putok lang…
bomba ka ba?
sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo…
galing ka bang greenhills?
ang cheap mo kasi…
kotse ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sakyan…
computer ka ba?
sarap mo kasing i-turn-on…
si Cory ka ba?
kasi pinagluksa na kita…
glue ka ba?
kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko…
dagat ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sisirin…
pelikula ka ba?
sarap mo kasing panoorin…
Maraming salamat kay Coli, Ahlskie, Yangyang, Brylle, Khulet, LoL0z at Randel sa mga nakakatuwang contribution.
