Tagalog Jokes Collection #5
March 22, 2009Tumambay, tumawa at matuwa sa mga walang kwentang jokes na nakalap at naisip ng aking big juicy brainy brains.
“…for I am wonderfully made…” PSALM 139:14
Interpretation: Nilikha akong maganda at kahalihalina!
Wag ka nang kumuntra baka ma-karma ka… Holy Scripture na ang may sabi nyan.
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Dalawang pipi nag-away
Pipi1:
Pipi2:
Pipi1:
Pipi2:
Pipi1:
Pipi2:
Grabe ang away nila noh? How sad, sayang ang friendship nila.
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Minsan sa pag-ibig kailangan nating pumili. Ikaw, sino pipiliin mo? Yung taong mahal ka O ang pusa ng nagbe-breakdance?
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Tanong: Tayo dalawa na ba?
Sagot: Hindi pa. Betty La Fea pa lang
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Tanong: Sino asawa ni Mr. Bean
Sagot: Si Abrila Bean (yung kumanta ng Hey, hey! You, you! I could be your girlfriend…)
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Byter: Bakit ka dyan naghihilamos sa inodoro!?
Rougan: Bakit! Malinis naman at malinaw ang tubig dito ah!
Byter: Oo nga. Dyan nga ako umiinom eh. Tapos hinihilamusan mo lang! Wag ganun babe. Kadiri ha eh…
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Sa swimming pool:
Bata1: Whaaahhh!!! Tulong! Tulong! Hindi ako marunong lumangoy!!!
Bata2: Eh ano ngayon. Ako nga di ako marunong mag-piano, sinisigaw ko ba? Tse….PAPANSIN!
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Misis: Doc, kamusta na Mister ko?
Doctor: Sorry Misis, pero ngayon ikaw na ang magpapaligo at magpapakain sa kanya kasi putol na ang kanyang kamay at paa.
Misis: Haaaah!
Doctor: Hahahaha! Ninerbyos ka noh? Joke lang yun. Patay na Mister mo.
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Ang ayaw tumawa…. well, paki-alam ko sayo kung KJ ka!
Previous Comments
@choco -grabe ang haba ng comment!
Posted by tambayannibyter at March 23, 2009, 3:38 pmhahaha! ayus, joker talaga si doc.
Posted by bioniclugaw at March 23, 2009, 4:21 pmhaha kakatawa nmn
Posted by lori at March 28, 2009, 10:28 pmcornie amn… hmmft! smakit lng mata ko d2! … ANG CORNIE MO BYTER
Posted by rzel at June 24, 2011, 1:35 amso cute
Posted by nick at July 7, 2011, 9:13 pmAll comments are moderated. Your comments will not appear here unless approved by the blog owner. Thank you.
ha ha ha !
Posted by choco at March 22, 2009, 7:10 pm