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The Best Breakup Letter Ever! (Tagalog Jokes Collection #3)

March 5, 2009

Isang OFW na naka base sa Saudi Arabia ang nakatangap ng sulat mula sa girlfriend sa Pilipinas.  Ito ang nilalaman ng sulat:

 

Dear Johnny,

 

Gusto kung ipaalam sa iyo na hindi ko na kayang ipagpatuloy ang relasyon na ito.  The distance between us is just too great.  Long distance love affair is not for me.  I would admit na dalawang beses kitang niloko at nakipag-relasyon ako sa ibang lalake habang wala ka dito.  Alam ko naging unfair ako sayo, that’s why I want to end this relationship.  I don’t want hurt your feelings anymore.  I’m sorry.

 

PS.  Please return the picture that I sent to you.

 

Love,

Mary

 

 

Sobrang na hurt ang ating bida, gusto humirit ng isang ganti sa huling pagkakataon.  Nangolekta sya ng picture ng mga kasamahang babae, pictures ng mga kapatid na babae at mga ex-girlfriend ng mga kasamahan.  Naka-collect sya ng 52 na pictures.  Pinadala nya ang picture ni Mary kasama ang 52 pictures na kenolek.  Ito ang laman ng sulat ni Johny:

 

Dear Mary,

 

I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Ricky – The Lover Boy


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Previous Comments

nice blog……..

Posted by Mhalou at March 5, 2009, 2:27 pm

nice one!!!i love it!!!bwahahaha…..

Posted by hinata at July 25, 2009, 7:35 pm

anu ba yan..gaya gaya…translate mu lng yan from the original english version..tsk,tsk…

Posted by spike at April 20, 2010, 9:26 am

‘ OUCH !! tzaket nuamern nurn ..

Posted by BOSZiE.LYN at June 30, 2010, 8:54 am

alam mo sana gan yhan din ako sau ka strong gawin yhan dun sa ex ko but di ko un naisip hehehe…….

Posted by alyzza lea at September 25, 2010, 7:53 pm

panisssss!!!!!!!!

Posted by Rhogen at May 22, 2011, 5:27 pm

di porket madami ka naging lalaki eh KAGANDAHAN kang babae. Sadya ka lang talagang MALANDI at MAKATI.

Posted by amvxosa at May 29, 2011, 5:18 pm

ahahaahahaha… i so love what rick did..ahahahah

Posted by katrina at June 14, 2011, 6:56 am

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