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Tagolog Jokes - Valentines Punchlines Edition

February 12, 2009

Ito ay mga collection ng mga pamatay pickup lines na napulot ko kong saan-saan, sa internet, sa text, sa libro at sa balot ng napkin na binili ko sa sari-sari.  Kung wala ka pang date sa Valentines huwag mong subukang bitiwan ang mga jokes na ito sa pinopormahan mo…masusupalpal ka lang!

 

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Crayola ka ba?
Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

 

Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM.

Ang hirap pigilan.

 

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko…
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy papicture!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba?
Kasi You Complete Me!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Coz i can’t last a day without you!

Me lisensya ka ba?
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Am i a bad shooter?
Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi, can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Me butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Anung height mo?
Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Sana “T” na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to “U”

Are you Jamaican?
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

More Funny Quotes on the comment section.  Maraming salamat sa lahat ng nag-comment. 


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Previous Comments

mag add lng ako hehe

libro kba?
kpal mo kc eh

aso kba?
ulol ka kc eh

pantal kba?
ang kati mo kc eh

(forgot kuna ung iba) hehehe

Posted by coli at March 4, 2009, 7:34 pm

@coli -maraming salamat coli, i-add ko yang mga suggestions mo sa next the tagalog jokes punchlines edition.

Posted by tambayannibyter at March 5, 2009, 10:59 am

coli!!! hahaha.

eto pa,

Kuto ka ba? Ang lutong mo ksi..

ang ganda mo, bakit kasi magkamukha pa tayo?!

roses are red, violets are blue, everytime i flush the toilet, i remember you.

hot water ka ba? napaso kc ak sa init ng pgmamahal mo.

tao ka ba? d kc halata eh.

ibon ka ba? lumilipad ka kc parati sa utak ko.

un lang. walang kwenta iba. nkalimutan ku ung ba e. hahahaha ..

Posted by yangyang at March 6, 2009, 9:01 pm

@yangyang -salamat sa dagdag, watchout for the part 2 of punchlines

Posted by tambayannibyter at March 9, 2009, 9:07 am

e2 po line q..

freezer kba?
kz tinitigasan aq sau..

Posted by brylle.god.like at May 24, 2009, 5:15 am

@brylle -ang ganda ng line mo papa brylle, pero advice lang yan mong ihirit yan sa chicks especially pag bago mong kilala baka biglang magkaroon ng handprints ang face mo.

Posted by tambayannibyter at June 4, 2009, 11:20 am

iloveyer PL’s! :) )
haha.

Posted by annnna :) at July 6, 2009, 7:44 pm

puk$ kba?

tit! kc ako!..

@marco - inidet ko lng ng konti comment mo. GP (general patronage) kasi tayo dito…

Posted by marco at July 7, 2009, 10:22 am

@anna - i love you tooo….!!!! i love fans!!! (sabay kaway)

Posted by tambayannibyter at July 11, 2009, 1:47 pm

ang lupet ng mga banat!

pabanat din!

auq n skn

auq na s sarili q!

pde bng sau nlng ako? hehe

Posted by khulet at July 11, 2009, 3:53 pm

@khulet - asting! ang khuleeetttt!!!

Posted by tambayannibyter at July 21, 2009, 5:08 pm

roses are red violets are blue when your parents told you that you are cute,,they are lying to u!!!!!!!

haha, wala nmang bastusan., anak kayo ng tatay nyo e!!!! tang@!!!!

Posted by cherlyn at July 27, 2009, 8:35 pm

ako din
kaso haba

spell “cute” C-U-T-E
now without “u”

i can’t how can i spell it without “you”! :’)

Posted by BK at August 2, 2009, 9:04 am

troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken e.

condom ka ba ?
because I feel safe w/u.

Sumbong kita sa pulis!
Ninakaw mo kase puso ko e.

Bf: Check in tayo!
Gf: ano ? anong sabi mo ?
Bf: Check in joy tayo sa jollibee sabi ko.. LOL
meeeeee ganon ?

smart ka ba ?

globe kase ako e..

libag ka ba ?

di na ko maliligo kung ganon!

singit ka ba ?
libag kase ako e.

kulangot ka ba ?
kontaken sana kita e..

turnilyo ka ba ?

sarap mong screwhin e!

tambutso ka ba ?
naguusok ka sa kagandahan at kasexihan e!

Posted by ahlskie at August 22, 2009, 11:33 am

add pa ako..

isda ka ba??

natinik mo kac puso ko ehh ^_^

Posted by randel at August 26, 2009, 4:25 pm

ako din pa try

BARIL kba??
patira nmn oh..
kahit isang putok lang.

wahahahahaha!

Posted by 2NE8 at August 27, 2009, 7:54 pm

HERE

Galing ka ba sa greenhills?
ang cheap mo e!

Posted by Lol0z at September 3, 2009, 8:59 pm

e2

my plano ako

makinig sa plano mo whahaha

Posted by nathan at September 7, 2009, 3:21 am

“Alam mo ba para kang dyaryo? Kasi nabalitaan ko na mahal pala kita”

kape ka ba? kasi coffee makes me happy eh.

tansan ka ba? kasi your always at the top of my mind.

para kang wallet ko…ayoko kasi mawala ka sa buhay ko..

fishball ka ba?? kasi you make my heart…tusok tusok…awts!!

kulangot ka ba? kasi you make my world round.

Posted by Mr. Ewan at September 17, 2009, 10:57 pm

boy: ahm miss sana bumbay ka nalang

gurl:bakit???

boy: para balik-balikan mo ako

Posted by camacho at September 24, 2009, 6:41 pm

salamat sa lahat ng contribution nyo, sana mag-contribute din tayo sa ondoy victims… kung hindi ka one of the victims, if you are, kaya nating bumangon!!!

Posted by tambayannibyter at September 29, 2009, 11:55 pm

pahabol akuh…

kulangot kba??
kasi ur hard 2 get!!!

ahahahaha……

Posted by irvine at October 6, 2009, 2:41 pm

lotto kah bah ??

hanggang ngaun
kasi umaasa prn
ako sayo eh ..

dagdag lng ..

Posted by aaaaa at October 20, 2009, 7:28 pm

Lotto ka ba?

Kc lagi akong umaasa sayo

Posted by joshua at October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm

don’t forget to buy salbabida ah.. bka kc mlunod ka sa pgmmhal q.. :) )

Posted by key-em at October 24, 2009, 6:06 am

Enervon k ba?
kasi ikw ang happiness q ee..

ganu b kalaki palad mo?
kasi feeling q hawak mo buong mundo q..

Sinabawang gulay ka ba?
sau kasi naging makulay ang buhay q..

Pwde k ba maging seatbelt q?
baka kasi 2malsik ang puso q sau..

Posted by Mokx at October 25, 2009, 10:02 pm

pa BanaT dn aQuE har har

boy : balot kaba??

girL: bakt??

boy : kz di ka lng pang patibay ng TuhOd..pati na Loob Ko..

—-

boy: pra kang 5pesoS

girL : bakt??

boy: sakto ka kz sa puso ko ihh:)

Posted by regine angeles at October 28, 2009, 9:09 am

aq pabanat

cashier ka ba?

mukha ka kcng bayaran eh!

ahahaaha

Posted by neil at November 2, 2009, 4:14 am

Sana Naging allowance mo na lang ako para lagi mo kong iniisip. ^_^

Posted by Pogz at November 3, 2009, 4:55 pm

san ka lulusot dito?

“pag may gusto may dahilan, pag ayaw may paraan — para maghanap ng dahilan…”

Posted by Joelzki45 at November 7, 2009, 8:16 am

prepix

Posted by ondoy at November 11, 2009, 11:58 am

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Posted by James307 at November 15, 2009, 1:26 am

pa banat ah..

ang dami na tlga lumalabas na mga banat ngaun..

ala na tuloy ako maisip..

kundi

IKAW…

ayeee ayeee..

Posted by rhen at November 20, 2009, 4:23 pm

waahhh…
sbrang nice poh :)
Godbless to all contributers

Posted by frances may at November 20, 2009, 7:43 pm

and cheezy sobra hahaha..

pabanat..

kandila kb?

ipagtitirik ko sana ang puso qng patay na ptay sau>>hehehe..

SAna mpikon kna sakin…

para patulan mu na ako..

hehehe…

Posted by arjay at November 26, 2009, 5:38 pm

MGA LOL………BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by KHEIK at November 28, 2009, 1:00 am

ako naman pabanat….

chocolate ka ba?..
sarap mo kainin eh

Posted by Kyle at November 28, 2009, 8:31 pm

pa isa lang ako mga tropah

mabilis ka sigurung magpatubo ng halaman??

(bigla ka kasing tumubo sa puso ko eh)

by:alec benagua ng sinagtala spider corporation

Posted by alec spider at December 2, 2009, 4:06 am

pah hirit pa ng isa huh

mariwana ka ba??

(pinapataba mo kasi puso ko eh)

heheheheheheheheheh
sana ok lang

by:alec benagua ng sinagtala spider corporation

Posted by alec preeckz at December 2, 2009, 4:14 am

@to all: mga katambay, kapatid, kapamilya, kapuso at kakuko. madaming salamat sa mga dagdag. luv yah guyz!!!! YOU ROCKSZ!

Posted by tambayannibyter at December 3, 2009, 11:41 am

Miss Daig mo pa Drugs. .

nkaka Adik ka kc. .

Posted by ykcor at December 4, 2009, 3:16 pm

pabanat din ! :)

hndi lahat ng cute….

eh ako na!
isipin nyo dn naman ung iba :) )

woooot kayu talaga :) )

Posted by mecz mecz at December 4, 2009, 10:41 pm

HANDA AKONG UMABSENT SA LHT NG SUBJECT KO!!!!!!

MAKAPASOK LNG AKO SA PUSO MO!!!

HANEEEP!!….^^cedric^^

Posted by cedric at December 5, 2009, 10:30 am

balakubak ka ba??

coz i can’t get you out of my head ee..

hahaha…

papost lhann…

NiwRad.08

Posted by NiwRad at December 8, 2009, 10:47 pm

sali..

para kang tumor sa ulo

ang hirap tanggalin pero pag tinanggal naman

ikamamatay ko.. ^_^

lecs

Posted by jon at December 11, 2009, 2:19 am

pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?

pinaglihi xe ako sa tae..

unang kita ko pa lang sau

nahulog agad ako..

ahaha

-lecs

Posted by jon at December 11, 2009, 2:22 am

ambot sa imo!

Posted by paksiw at December 28, 2009, 5:14 pm

paano kung ayaw sau ng crush mu??

ganto,itxt mu xa ng
“anu b s english ang mahal kita??”

edi rereply nia sau “i love you”

replyan mu ng “ilove you too”

edi kau n^^

pabanat po hehe

Posted by hanz at December 28, 2009, 7:05 pm

p banat din

po

- tae ka ba?
“d kta mgwang pglaruan eHhHH”

:D

Posted by deathraw21 at December 28, 2009, 9:21 pm

Pasali ha

MASASABI MO BANG AQ AY BOBO…..
KUNG IKAW ANG NILALAMAN NG UTAK KO!

Posted by Half-Blood Prince at January 13, 2010, 1:31 pm

`mahilig k ba mak luto nam pancit canton??

`kasi pak kasama kita

`feeling ko LUCKY ME :) )

Posted by emerine at January 13, 2010, 1:45 pm

tang ina niyo babaho ng hininga at mga banat nio kokorniiiiiiii. .

Posted by gravestriker at January 16, 2010, 2:38 pm

Sali din ako….
wahahaha…

E2ng banat ko…

“hindi k TAO, hindi k BAGAY!
HAYOP ka!!!HAYOOOOOOP!

la lang…..
share lang!

Posted by eioj_azodnem at January 25, 2010, 8:20 pm

Don’t want to say but..
Para kang tae.
Di kc kita kayang pag laruan

Posted by Sheena at January 25, 2010, 9:03 pm

ako din pa bnat

bkt ka sunod ng sunod skn pra kng lngaw

tae ako

Posted by pekpek at January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm

masasabi mo bang bobo ako

kung IKAW ang LAMAN ng

ISIP koh…

Posted by alice bezarius at February 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

Tumingin ka sa akin habang nakatingin ako sa iyo

para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t-isa

Posted by alice bezarius at February 4, 2010, 9:15 pm

dyaryo ka ba? kasi muka kang pambalot ng tinapa!!

Posted by danica at February 5, 2010, 12:08 pm

wahaha! habang binabasa ko natatawa ako gaganda kasi ng mga punchline

ako din ha (para sa lahat6 ng mga nag comment)

may pabrika ba kayu ng mais?
ang ko-corny nyu eh

hehe
joke lang.

oxygen kau ng buhay

Posted by charlon paggao at February 8, 2010, 1:07 pm

PWEDE BA???!

Hindi ko pinangarap na maging Electric Fan! Kaya Ikaw, Huwag mokong Paikutin! DAmn!

Posted by Marj at February 8, 2010, 11:01 pm

pabanat din ako!!!

TAE KABA?

LANGAW KASI AKO!!!

BAGAY TAYO!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by FALCON at February 9, 2010, 11:35 am

pa dd naman po ng punchline kht first time ko lang mabisita d2!

orasan ka ba??
kc ginising mo natutulog
kong puso!

Posted by von at February 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

kung parusa ang makasama ka,
magiging kriminal na lang ako.
para habambuhay akong nakakulong sa piling mo. :D

——
pabanat lang po. hahaha :D

Posted by mia at February 13, 2010, 11:25 am

e2 pa dagdag poh…..

boy/girl:yelo ka daw?
boy/girl:crush kita ok lang?

boy/girl:pako ka ba?
boy/girl:kac ang sarap mong pukpukin.

boy/girl:alam mo ang srap mong ptirin.
boy/girl:kasi ang sarap mong ma fall sakin.

boy/girl:holdaper ka ba?
boy/girl:ibibigay ko lhat wag mo lang ako saktan

boy/girl:alam mo bang scientist ako?
boy/girl:kac ikaw ang lab ko!

boy/girl:ilang pages ka ba?
boy/girl:kac ang kapaL mo ee.

boy/girl:may pagawaan ba kau nang ginto?
boy/girl:kac ngipin mo nanginginto ee.

boy/girl:baril ka ba?
boy/girl:kasi ang lakas nang putok mo!

boy/girl:hollywood actress/actor ka ba?
boy/girl:kac ang lakas nang dating mo sakin!

Posted by lykes at February 14, 2010, 1:22 am

miss may baril ka ba?

patira naman kahit isang putok lang!
hehe..

Posted by russel at February 15, 2010, 9:49 pm

pa banat din..

wala nang bituin sa langit..

BUMABA ka na kc..

:D

Posted by jervey at February 17, 2010, 12:08 am

pbnat dn aq…kh8 1st time kuh lng i give my smile 2 evry1,,,,but i give my heart 2 only 1…..

my motto for 2day:
=>bow

kung sa2k2 nman s lbi ng crush q..{

Posted by joycee at February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm

pah banat din..

girl. psst.. baril kah bah?

boy. sus! alam quh nah yan, tinamaan kah sakin nuh?.

girl. huh? asah kah pah! ang lakas kc nan putok muh!

haha!

Posted by NedeR at February 23, 2010, 3:18 pm

alam mo, para kang ebak… di kasi kita kayang paglaruan..

Posted by jun at February 23, 2010, 6:02 pm

boy:mag nanakaw ba tatay muh
girl : bakit
boy kase ninakaw nya ang mga bituwin sa kalangitan at nilagay sa mgamata muh

Posted by toksa18 at February 23, 2010, 11:19 pm

wow!pmtay mga punchlines u ha!aq nman pbnat nman aq… plito k b,edi plito n rin aq pra match

Posted by heide parungao at February 27, 2010, 9:59 pm

rftgertgrf

Posted by catherine at February 28, 2010, 1:28 pm

girl: kutsilyo ka ba??

boy: bkt??

girl: kac kapag nakakkita ka ng ibang babae tumatalim ka ehh..

gets nyo?

Posted by pHiSshhEkk! at March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

hanep sa mga punchline

eto nmn saken haha.

GoogLe kba ?

Lht kas ng hinahanap ko nasa sayo na ee :)

from:pamiLya koneksyon \m/

Posted by chitoy at March 10, 2010, 2:31 am

alam mo ba kung bakit naghhrap ang ating mundo??

e kC nagmamahalan tayo!!

wabzU..

Posted by rjanegabz at March 11, 2010, 7:30 pm

Para kang kahoy

Ang sarap mo sibakin

Posted by hurtsSOgood at March 12, 2010, 1:44 am

aq din !!!

` aq n ngbbyad ng tuition fee mo basta pgaralan mo lng aq mahalin ..

hahah ..

@zxkyl - whoaah!!! DOM na DOM ang dating ah. may kilala akong ganyan ang paboritong punchline

Posted by zxkyl at March 12, 2010, 6:11 pm

i’d rather lose the argument that to lose you forever:P

Posted by mcc at March 13, 2010, 2:48 pm

pde sali?

SABI NILA LIBRE MANGARAP,,
SABI KO NAMAN LIBRE KA BA?
PANGARAP KC KITA ^_^

Posted by gefren at March 14, 2010, 2:51 am

pa comment nga rn poh eheheheh

bangus kba ?
coz im daing 2 u hahahah

dalin mu na nga aq sa mental
coz im crazy 4 you,,,,

thankzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by krismarc at March 15, 2010, 9:31 pm

wow gandang banat ean
geh pag pa2loy lahn pfuh

Posted by mariel at March 16, 2010, 5:12 pm

ako nga pabanat….

Miss sana naging pinto ka nlng..

Para labas pasok ako sayo… :) )

uhhm Miss alam mo para kang banana que..

Ang sarap mong tuhugin…

Posted by jheyann at March 19, 2010, 9:50 am

sa mga babae sa mundo =))

d ko man kau mabigyan ng magandang buhay pero sigurado ako magandang lahi oo:))

Posted by mcc at March 23, 2010, 12:30 am

..pag humalik sa u ang CRUSH moh..

hala!!!!……

kh8 pa mgsorry xa….

d q xa mpapatwad…

ga2nti tlga aq…

aba naman…

hindi tama ng gnwa nya eh…

“itS UNFAIR”

hehehe…. char char lng…

Posted by taray at March 23, 2010, 11:55 am

ako dn ako dn..

ice cream kaa?

ang sarap m kcng dilaan eh..hehe

Posted by jp at March 24, 2010, 6:08 am

boy: pra kng isang mlakas n bgyo

girl: bkit?

ang lkas kc ng dting muh!!!

sobrang cheezy…

Posted by valdo at March 26, 2010, 3:17 pm

tyrvy45f

Posted by wreg at March 26, 2010, 3:19 pm

nde ka ba nilalamig? kce knina kpa nkahubad sa isipan kuh eh hahaha……

Posted by alyssa abigail at March 28, 2010, 6:27 pm

sali aq …… ^_~

e2 po

miss ” CONDUCTOR ” ka ba??

kac u ” CONDUCT ” the heat and electricity of your love in my life……………………….

Posted by rEita at March 29, 2010, 8:02 pm

wow anlulupet namn ng mga banat nio ^ ^
kaiinggit..
psali huh..

pabanat nrin..

e2 banat q..

“kung sawa ka na sa buhay mo, bkit d mo subukang sumama sa buhay ko”

whahaha..

’bout computer..

“magaling k b sa computer? pde ko bang pa reformat ang puso ko sayo?”

^ ^
hekhek

Posted by mhikz at April 2, 2010, 2:17 pm

wow!!! ang GanDa nG cHan Mu PawaNg Bag E2 Ang LamAn KAbaG….hahahahahk

taE kbA ang baho Mu KSE EH

hUGuTIN mU aNG kU2 xA bULBOL nG DiaBLo….^^

Posted by jhery at April 2, 2010, 11:12 pm

pa banat din

‘kung ininiSMALL ka nila ok lang yun. iniiBIG nman kita eh..

hehe..

thanks

Posted by Rose marie at April 3, 2010, 8:24 pm

paisa^^

roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have five fingers
the middle one’s
for you^^

Posted by aRdams at April 11, 2010, 12:23 am

Hi!!! s inyong lhat e2 nga po pala banat ko ^_^

Girl:Nasaan n tyo??

Boy:Wag ka magaalala

Girl: bkit nmn?

Boy: kzi lagi ka n sa puso ko d kamamawala forever and ever…..

Posted by mykel at April 17, 2010, 2:43 pm

ako din pabanat mga guys..

hehe

KETCHUP ka ba??

hnahnap hanap ka kc ng HOTDOG ko eh.. ahaha…

^_^

Posted by Kiel at April 22, 2010, 3:06 pm

.wushu ! da besxt mana BANAT aa !
.pwedii acu den .

>> nende Lhat nan nka BAg naq aaraL .
eunq iba naqLaLakwatsxa Lnq ..
tuLad nii …

DORA D’ EXPLORERR .oha ?!

Posted by .aLdrin Keith ! at April 26, 2010, 12:37 am

bah!!!…..
ganda ah!!!!…
ako nga rin!!!!………

pra kang libro ang kapal mo kc……..

ahahah…

:D
:P

Posted by dinkee at April 27, 2010, 3:03 pm

eLow ..

pAbAnAt dN p0h aH ..

“ang crush ay paghanga..minsan nawawala..pero madalas..LUMALALA!!!!!!!!”

^^

Posted by emokid at April 27, 2010, 5:49 pm

JEJEMON Spotted Puta!

Posted by hurtsSOgood at May 8, 2010, 8:28 am

BANAT 4 2DAY

sbe nla:
“wat u see is wat u get..”

“so, akin kna ??!”

–> haha’ ankezoo!!
^^

Posted by haNnie at May 8, 2010, 6:43 pm

PABANAT DIN!!!

BOY: Statwa k b?

GIRL: BKIT?

BOY: Sarap mo kasing GALAWIN eh .. :D

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ROBOT k b?

Sarap mo kasing PAGLARUAN eh ..

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WEW!!

Posted by SztyLe at May 21, 2010, 1:13 am

Miss, baril kb?

ANLAKAS KASI NG PUTOK MO EH!

haha!

Posted by Kim at May 22, 2010, 12:34 pm

pa banat mga pare !

i lost my number
can i get urz?

Posted by snowy at May 24, 2010, 11:30 am

BOY: KETCHUP KABA?

GURL: ANU NNMN KA-KORNIHANG BANAT YAN?

BOY: HINAHANAP-HANAP KA KC NG HOTDOG KO EHH.PWEDE PASAWSAW KHIT ISA LANG?

Posted by purple-09 at May 31, 2010, 2:49 pm

wew. JEJEBUSTER ka. :P

mag-react sapul. :) )

hahaaha ..

Posted by aLdrin keith at June 1, 2010, 7:57 pm

:) la lang

Posted by rhaine at June 2, 2010, 10:39 pm

lam mo para kang tae, kahit kelan di ko kayang paglaruan… hehe

Posted by calos at June 7, 2010, 3:35 pm

pasali nmn …

‘isang lalaking nagalit sa kanyang nililigawan …

-anu ba … sabi mo mahal mo na aq ??? lagi mu p qng hindi pnapansin .. ikaw kaya lumugar sakin ?? mamili ka .. ikaw ako ? ako ikaw ?? o MAGING TAYO??

wala lng .. hehe

Posted by vinz at June 7, 2010, 4:01 pm

ang saya! dami ko ng banat sa overnyt bondng sa team buildng nmin…. tnx! pabanat din poh…

~ NFA rice kb?
ndi ka kc kagandahan pero pinipilahan ^_~!

Posted by 08 ^_~! at June 10, 2010, 2:04 am

BOY: hi miss member ka ng wondergirls??

GIRL: BAKIT ??

BOY: kasi i want nobody nobody but you . .

GIRL : ndi 2ne1 ako

BOY: BAKIT ??

GIRL: kasi i don’t care eh eh eh eh eh . .

wushjuuuuuu

Posted by si mama mo at June 10, 2010, 2:23 am

pabanat

may lahi kabang aswang?

ang panget mo kasi ehh….

piz tau

Posted by rainer at June 11, 2010, 1:42 am

pabanat din ako ha eto astig!

eskamparluh kaba?

para ka kasing eklabuh..

Posted by rOcky at June 13, 2010, 3:55 pm

amf mga luma na banat nyo ah
e2 bago

para kang malaking bahay
papasok nmn oh

Posted by mr nice guy at June 14, 2010, 7:28 am

itlog ka na?

lilimliman mouh itlog ko…

hahaha..

Posted by ricky lacerna at June 21, 2010, 4:12 pm

BARIL kaba ..??

PAPUTOK naman kahit isa lang .. :) )

Posted by markphil at June 28, 2010, 4:40 pm

BOY: May pupuntahan ka pa ba?
GIRL: Wala bakit?
BOY: yayayahin sana kita
GIRL: saan naman?
BOY: sa puso ko

Posted by ChRiStIaN at July 5, 2010, 10:11 am

I wish you were my favorite movie cause i can’t afford to miss you

Posted by ChRiStIaN at July 5, 2010, 10:13 am

Cos2mer: Miss pabili ng condom ung MedIum

Tndra: Sir eto po isukat nyu sa fitting room

Cos2mer: Miss Maluwang

Tndra: Cgeh lan Sir yan uso ngaun “HiPhOP”

XD,XD,XD

Posted by Slark at July 5, 2010, 10:16 am

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