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Tagolog Jokes - Valentines Punchlines Edition

February 12, 2009

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Ito ay mga collection ng mga pamatay pickup lines na napulot ko kong saan-saan, sa internet, sa text, sa libro at sa balot ng napkin na binili ko sa sari-sari.  Kung wala ka pang date sa Valentines huwag mong subukang bitiwan ang mga jokes na ito sa pinopormahan mo…masusupalpal ka lang!

 

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Crayola ka ba?
Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

 

Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM.

Ang hirap pigilan.

 

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko…
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy papicture!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba?
Kasi You Complete Me!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Coz i can’t last a day without you!

Me lisensya ka ba?
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Am i a bad shooter?
Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi, can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Me butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Anung height mo?
Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Sana “T” na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to “U”

Are you Jamaican?
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

More Funny Quotes on the comment section.  Maraming salamat sa lahat ng nag-comment. 


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Previous Comments

mag add lng ako hehe

libro kba?
kpal mo kc eh

aso kba?
ulol ka kc eh

pantal kba?
ang kati mo kc eh

(forgot kuna ung iba) hehehe

Posted by coli at March 4, 2009, 7:34 pm

@coli -maraming salamat coli, i-add ko yang mga suggestions mo sa next the tagalog jokes punchlines edition.

Posted by tambayannibyter at March 5, 2009, 10:59 am

coli!!! hahaha.

eto pa,

Kuto ka ba? Ang lutong mo ksi..

ang ganda mo, bakit kasi magkamukha pa tayo?!

roses are red, violets are blue, everytime i flush the toilet, i remember you.

hot water ka ba? napaso kc ak sa init ng pgmamahal mo.

tao ka ba? d kc halata eh.

ibon ka ba? lumilipad ka kc parati sa utak ko.

un lang. walang kwenta iba. nkalimutan ku ung ba e. hahahaha ..

Posted by yangyang at March 6, 2009, 9:01 pm

@yangyang -salamat sa dagdag, watchout for the part 2 of punchlines

Posted by tambayannibyter at March 9, 2009, 9:07 am

e2 po line q..

freezer kba?
kz tinitigasan aq sau..

Posted by brylle.god.like at May 24, 2009, 5:15 am

@brylle -ang ganda ng line mo papa brylle, pero advice lang yan mong ihirit yan sa chicks especially pag bago mong kilala baka biglang magkaroon ng handprints ang face mo.

Posted by tambayannibyter at June 4, 2009, 11:20 am

iloveyer PL’s! :) )
haha.

Posted by annnna :) at July 6, 2009, 7:44 pm

puk$ kba?

tit! kc ako!..

@marco - inidet ko lng ng konti comment mo. GP (general patronage) kasi tayo dito…

Posted by marco at July 7, 2009, 10:22 am

@anna - i love you tooo….!!!! i love fans!!! (sabay kaway)

Posted by tambayannibyter at July 11, 2009, 1:47 pm

ang lupet ng mga banat!

pabanat din!

auq n skn

auq na s sarili q!

pde bng sau nlng ako? hehe

Posted by khulet at July 11, 2009, 3:53 pm

@khulet - asting! ang khuleeetttt!!!

Posted by tambayannibyter at July 21, 2009, 5:08 pm

roses are red violets are blue when your parents told you that you are cute,,they are lying to u!!!!!!!

haha, wala nmang bastusan., anak kayo ng tatay nyo e!!!! tang@!!!!

Posted by cherlyn at July 27, 2009, 8:35 pm

ako din
kaso haba

spell “cute” C-U-T-E
now without “u”

i can’t how can i spell it without “you”! :’)

Posted by BK at August 2, 2009, 9:04 am

troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken e.

condom ka ba ?
because I feel safe w/u.

Sumbong kita sa pulis!
Ninakaw mo kase puso ko e.

Bf: Check in tayo!
Gf: ano ? anong sabi mo ?
Bf: Check in joy tayo sa jollibee sabi ko.. LOL
meeeeee ganon ?

smart ka ba ?

globe kase ako e..

libag ka ba ?

di na ko maliligo kung ganon!

singit ka ba ?
libag kase ako e.

kulangot ka ba ?
kontaken sana kita e..

turnilyo ka ba ?

sarap mong screwhin e!

tambutso ka ba ?
naguusok ka sa kagandahan at kasexihan e!

Posted by ahlskie at August 22, 2009, 11:33 am

add pa ako..

isda ka ba??

natinik mo kac puso ko ehh ^_^

Posted by randel at August 26, 2009, 4:25 pm

ako din pa try

BARIL kba??
patira nmn oh..
kahit isang putok lang.

wahahahahaha!

Posted by 2NE8 at August 27, 2009, 7:54 pm

HERE

Galing ka ba sa greenhills?
ang cheap mo e!

Posted by Lol0z at September 3, 2009, 8:59 pm

e2

my plano ako

makinig sa plano mo whahaha

Posted by nathan at September 7, 2009, 3:21 am

“Alam mo ba para kang dyaryo? Kasi nabalitaan ko na mahal pala kita”

kape ka ba? kasi coffee makes me happy eh.

tansan ka ba? kasi your always at the top of my mind.

para kang wallet ko…ayoko kasi mawala ka sa buhay ko..

fishball ka ba?? kasi you make my heart…tusok tusok…awts!!

kulangot ka ba? kasi you make my world round.

Posted by Mr. Ewan at September 17, 2009, 10:57 pm

boy: ahm miss sana bumbay ka nalang

gurl:bakit???

boy: para balik-balikan mo ako

Posted by camacho at September 24, 2009, 6:41 pm

salamat sa lahat ng contribution nyo, sana mag-contribute din tayo sa ondoy victims… kung hindi ka one of the victims, if you are, kaya nating bumangon!!!

Posted by tambayannibyter at September 29, 2009, 11:55 pm

pahabol akuh…

kulangot kba??
kasi ur hard 2 get!!!

ahahahaha……

Posted by irvine at October 6, 2009, 2:41 pm

lotto kah bah ??

hanggang ngaun
kasi umaasa prn
ako sayo eh ..

dagdag lng ..

Posted by aaaaa at October 20, 2009, 7:28 pm

Lotto ka ba?

Kc lagi akong umaasa sayo

Posted by joshua at October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm

don’t forget to buy salbabida ah.. bka kc mlunod ka sa pgmmhal q.. :) )

Posted by key-em at October 24, 2009, 6:06 am

Enervon k ba?
kasi ikw ang happiness q ee..

ganu b kalaki palad mo?
kasi feeling q hawak mo buong mundo q..

Sinabawang gulay ka ba?
sau kasi naging makulay ang buhay q..

Pwde k ba maging seatbelt q?
baka kasi 2malsik ang puso q sau..

Posted by Mokx at October 25, 2009, 10:02 pm

pa BanaT dn aQuE har har

boy : balot kaba??

girL: bakt??

boy : kz di ka lng pang patibay ng TuhOd..pati na Loob Ko..

—-

boy: pra kang 5pesoS

girL : bakt??

boy: sakto ka kz sa puso ko ihh:)

Posted by regine angeles at October 28, 2009, 9:09 am

aq pabanat

cashier ka ba?

mukha ka kcng bayaran eh!

ahahaaha

Posted by neil at November 2, 2009, 4:14 am

Sana Naging allowance mo na lang ako para lagi mo kong iniisip. ^_^

Posted by Pogz at November 3, 2009, 4:55 pm

san ka lulusot dito?

“pag may gusto may dahilan, pag ayaw may paraan — para maghanap ng dahilan…”

Posted by Joelzki45 at November 7, 2009, 8:16 am

prepix

Posted by ondoy at November 11, 2009, 11:58 am

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Posted by James307 at November 15, 2009, 1:26 am

pa banat ah..

ang dami na tlga lumalabas na mga banat ngaun..

ala na tuloy ako maisip..

kundi

IKAW…

ayeee ayeee..

Posted by rhen at November 20, 2009, 4:23 pm

waahhh…
sbrang nice poh :)
Godbless to all contributers

Posted by frances may at November 20, 2009, 7:43 pm

and cheezy sobra hahaha..

pabanat..

kandila kb?

ipagtitirik ko sana ang puso qng patay na ptay sau>>hehehe..

SAna mpikon kna sakin…

para patulan mu na ako..

hehehe…

Posted by arjay at November 26, 2009, 5:38 pm

MGA LOL………BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by KHEIK at November 28, 2009, 1:00 am

ako naman pabanat….

chocolate ka ba?..
sarap mo kainin eh

Posted by Kyle at November 28, 2009, 8:31 pm

pa isa lang ako mga tropah

mabilis ka sigurung magpatubo ng halaman??

(bigla ka kasing tumubo sa puso ko eh)

by:alec benagua ng sinagtala spider corporation

Posted by alec spider at December 2, 2009, 4:06 am

pah hirit pa ng isa huh

mariwana ka ba??

(pinapataba mo kasi puso ko eh)

heheheheheheheheheh
sana ok lang

by:alec benagua ng sinagtala spider corporation

Posted by alec preeckz at December 2, 2009, 4:14 am

@to all: mga katambay, kapatid, kapamilya, kapuso at kakuko. madaming salamat sa mga dagdag. luv yah guyz!!!! YOU ROCKSZ!

Posted by tambayannibyter at December 3, 2009, 11:41 am

Miss Daig mo pa Drugs. .

nkaka Adik ka kc. .

Posted by ykcor at December 4, 2009, 3:16 pm

pabanat din ! :)

hndi lahat ng cute….

eh ako na!
isipin nyo dn naman ung iba :) )

woooot kayu talaga :) )

Posted by mecz mecz at December 4, 2009, 10:41 pm

HANDA AKONG UMABSENT SA LHT NG SUBJECT KO!!!!!!

MAKAPASOK LNG AKO SA PUSO MO!!!

HANEEEP!!….^^cedric^^

Posted by cedric at December 5, 2009, 10:30 am

balakubak ka ba??

coz i can’t get you out of my head ee..

hahaha…

papost lhann…

NiwRad.08

Posted by NiwRad at December 8, 2009, 10:47 pm

sali..

para kang tumor sa ulo

ang hirap tanggalin pero pag tinanggal naman

ikamamatay ko.. ^_^

lecs

Posted by jon at December 11, 2009, 2:19 am

pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?

pinaglihi xe ako sa tae..

unang kita ko pa lang sau

nahulog agad ako..

ahaha

-lecs

Posted by jon at December 11, 2009, 2:22 am

ambot sa imo!

Posted by paksiw at December 28, 2009, 5:14 pm

paano kung ayaw sau ng crush mu??

ganto,itxt mu xa ng
“anu b s english ang mahal kita??”

edi rereply nia sau “i love you”

replyan mu ng “ilove you too”

edi kau n^^

pabanat po hehe

Posted by hanz at December 28, 2009, 7:05 pm

p banat din

po

- tae ka ba?
“d kta mgwang pglaruan eHhHH”

:D

Posted by deathraw21 at December 28, 2009, 9:21 pm

Pasali ha

MASASABI MO BANG AQ AY BOBO…..
KUNG IKAW ANG NILALAMAN NG UTAK KO!

Posted by Half-Blood Prince at January 13, 2010, 1:31 pm

`mahilig k ba mak luto nam pancit canton??

`kasi pak kasama kita

`feeling ko LUCKY ME :) )

Posted by emerine at January 13, 2010, 1:45 pm

tang ina niyo babaho ng hininga at mga banat nio kokorniiiiiiii. .

Posted by gravestriker at January 16, 2010, 2:38 pm

Sali din ako….
wahahaha…

E2ng banat ko…

“hindi k TAO, hindi k BAGAY!
HAYOP ka!!!HAYOOOOOOP!

la lang…..
share lang!

Posted by eioj_azodnem at January 25, 2010, 8:20 pm

Don’t want to say but..
Para kang tae.
Di kc kita kayang pag laruan

Posted by Sheena at January 25, 2010, 9:03 pm

ako din pa bnat

bkt ka sunod ng sunod skn pra kng lngaw

tae ako

Posted by pekpek at January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm

masasabi mo bang bobo ako

kung IKAW ang LAMAN ng

ISIP koh…

Posted by alice bezarius at February 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

Tumingin ka sa akin habang nakatingin ako sa iyo

para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t-isa

Posted by alice bezarius at February 4, 2010, 9:15 pm

dyaryo ka ba? kasi muka kang pambalot ng tinapa!!

Posted by danica at February 5, 2010, 12:08 pm

wahaha! habang binabasa ko natatawa ako gaganda kasi ng mga punchline

ako din ha (para sa lahat6 ng mga nag comment)

may pabrika ba kayu ng mais?
ang ko-corny nyu eh

hehe
joke lang.

oxygen kau ng buhay

Posted by charlon paggao at February 8, 2010, 1:07 pm

PWEDE BA???!

Hindi ko pinangarap na maging Electric Fan! Kaya Ikaw, Huwag mokong Paikutin! DAmn!

Posted by Marj at February 8, 2010, 11:01 pm

pabanat din ako!!!

TAE KABA?

LANGAW KASI AKO!!!

BAGAY TAYO!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by FALCON at February 9, 2010, 11:35 am

pa dd naman po ng punchline kht first time ko lang mabisita d2!

orasan ka ba??
kc ginising mo natutulog
kong puso!

Posted by von at February 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

kung parusa ang makasama ka,
magiging kriminal na lang ako.
para habambuhay akong nakakulong sa piling mo. :D

——
pabanat lang po. hahaha :D

Posted by mia at February 13, 2010, 11:25 am

e2 pa dagdag poh…..

boy/girl:yelo ka daw?
boy/girl:crush kita ok lang?

boy/girl:pako ka ba?
boy/girl:kac ang sarap mong pukpukin.

boy/girl:alam mo ang srap mong ptirin.
boy/girl:kasi ang sarap mong ma fall sakin.

boy/girl:holdaper ka ba?
boy/girl:ibibigay ko lhat wag mo lang ako saktan

boy/girl:alam mo bang scientist ako?
boy/girl:kac ikaw ang lab ko!

boy/girl:ilang pages ka ba?
boy/girl:kac ang kapaL mo ee.

boy/girl:may pagawaan ba kau nang ginto?
boy/girl:kac ngipin mo nanginginto ee.

boy/girl:baril ka ba?
boy/girl:kasi ang lakas nang putok mo!

boy/girl:hollywood actress/actor ka ba?
boy/girl:kac ang lakas nang dating mo sakin!

Posted by lykes at February 14, 2010, 1:22 am

miss may baril ka ba?

patira naman kahit isang putok lang!
hehe..

Posted by russel at February 15, 2010, 9:49 pm

pa banat din..

wala nang bituin sa langit..

BUMABA ka na kc..

:D

Posted by jervey at February 17, 2010, 12:08 am

pbnat dn aq…kh8 1st time kuh lng i give my smile 2 evry1,,,,but i give my heart 2 only 1…..

my motto for 2day:
=>bow

kung sa2k2 nman s lbi ng crush q..{

Posted by joycee at February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm

pah banat din..

girl. psst.. baril kah bah?

boy. sus! alam quh nah yan, tinamaan kah sakin nuh?.

girl. huh? asah kah pah! ang lakas kc nan putok muh!

haha!

Posted by NedeR at February 23, 2010, 3:18 pm

alam mo, para kang ebak… di kasi kita kayang paglaruan..

Posted by jun at February 23, 2010, 6:02 pm

boy:mag nanakaw ba tatay muh
girl : bakit
boy kase ninakaw nya ang mga bituwin sa kalangitan at nilagay sa mgamata muh

Posted by toksa18 at February 23, 2010, 11:19 pm

wow!pmtay mga punchlines u ha!aq nman pbnat nman aq… plito k b,edi plito n rin aq pra match

Posted by heide parungao at February 27, 2010, 9:59 pm

rftgertgrf

Posted by catherine at February 28, 2010, 1:28 pm

girl: kutsilyo ka ba??

boy: bkt??

girl: kac kapag nakakkita ka ng ibang babae tumatalim ka ehh..

gets nyo?

Posted by pHiSshhEkk! at March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

hanep sa mga punchline

eto nmn saken haha.

GoogLe kba ?

Lht kas ng hinahanap ko nasa sayo na ee :)

from:pamiLya koneksyon \m/

Posted by chitoy at March 10, 2010, 2:31 am

alam mo ba kung bakit naghhrap ang ating mundo??

e kC nagmamahalan tayo!!

wabzU..

Posted by rjanegabz at March 11, 2010, 7:30 pm

Para kang kahoy

Ang sarap mo sibakin

Posted by hurtsSOgood at March 12, 2010, 1:44 am

aq din !!!

` aq n ngbbyad ng tuition fee mo basta pgaralan mo lng aq mahalin ..

hahah ..

@zxkyl - whoaah!!! DOM na DOM ang dating ah. may kilala akong ganyan ang paboritong punchline

Posted by zxkyl at March 12, 2010, 6:11 pm

i’d rather lose the argument that to lose you forever:P

Posted by mcc at March 13, 2010, 2:48 pm

pde sali?

SABI NILA LIBRE MANGARAP,,
SABI KO NAMAN LIBRE KA BA?
PANGARAP KC KITA ^_^

Posted by gefren at March 14, 2010, 2:51 am

pa comment nga rn poh eheheheh

bangus kba ?
coz im daing 2 u hahahah

dalin mu na nga aq sa mental
coz im crazy 4 you,,,,

thankzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by krismarc at March 15, 2010, 9:31 pm

wow gandang banat ean
geh pag pa2loy lahn pfuh

Posted by mariel at March 16, 2010, 5:12 pm

ako nga pabanat….

Miss sana naging pinto ka nlng..

Para labas pasok ako sayo… :) )

uhhm Miss alam mo para kang banana que..

Ang sarap mong tuhugin…

Posted by jheyann at March 19, 2010, 9:50 am

sa mga babae sa mundo =))

d ko man kau mabigyan ng magandang buhay pero sigurado ako magandang lahi oo:))

Posted by mcc at March 23, 2010, 12:30 am

..pag humalik sa u ang CRUSH moh..

hala!!!!……

kh8 pa mgsorry xa….

d q xa mpapatwad…

ga2nti tlga aq…

aba naman…

hindi tama ng gnwa nya eh…

“itS UNFAIR”

hehehe…. char char lng…

Posted by taray at March 23, 2010, 11:55 am

ako dn ako dn..

ice cream kaa?

ang sarap m kcng dilaan eh..hehe

Posted by jp at March 24, 2010, 6:08 am

boy: pra kng isang mlakas n bgyo

girl: bkit?

ang lkas kc ng dting muh!!!

sobrang cheezy…

Posted by valdo at March 26, 2010, 3:17 pm

tyrvy45f

Posted by wreg at March 26, 2010, 3:19 pm

nde ka ba nilalamig? kce knina kpa nkahubad sa isipan kuh eh hahaha……

Posted by alyssa abigail at March 28, 2010, 6:27 pm

sali aq …… ^_~

e2 po

miss ” CONDUCTOR ” ka ba??

kac u ” CONDUCT ” the heat and electricity of your love in my life……………………….

Posted by rEita at March 29, 2010, 8:02 pm

wow anlulupet namn ng mga banat nio ^ ^
kaiinggit..
psali huh..

pabanat nrin..

e2 banat q..

“kung sawa ka na sa buhay mo, bkit d mo subukang sumama sa buhay ko”

whahaha..

’bout computer..

“magaling k b sa computer? pde ko bang pa reformat ang puso ko sayo?”

^ ^
hekhek

Posted by mhikz at April 2, 2010, 2:17 pm

wow!!! ang GanDa nG cHan Mu PawaNg Bag E2 Ang LamAn KAbaG….hahahahahk

taE kbA ang baho Mu KSE EH

hUGuTIN mU aNG kU2 xA bULBOL nG DiaBLo….^^

Posted by jhery at April 2, 2010, 11:12 pm

pa banat din

‘kung ininiSMALL ka nila ok lang yun. iniiBIG nman kita eh..

hehe..

thanks

Posted by Rose marie at April 3, 2010, 8:24 pm

paisa^^

roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have five fingers
the middle one’s
for you^^

Posted by aRdams at April 11, 2010, 12:23 am

Hi!!! s inyong lhat e2 nga po pala banat ko ^_^

Girl:Nasaan n tyo??

Boy:Wag ka magaalala

Girl: bkit nmn?

Boy: kzi lagi ka n sa puso ko d kamamawala forever and ever…..

Posted by mykel at April 17, 2010, 2:43 pm

ako din pabanat mga guys..

hehe

KETCHUP ka ba??

hnahnap hanap ka kc ng HOTDOG ko eh.. ahaha…

^_^

Posted by Kiel at April 22, 2010, 3:06 pm

.wushu ! da besxt mana BANAT aa !
.pwedii acu den .

>> nende Lhat nan nka BAg naq aaraL .
eunq iba naqLaLakwatsxa Lnq ..
tuLad nii …

DORA D’ EXPLORERR .oha ?!

Posted by .aLdrin Keith ! at April 26, 2010, 12:37 am

bah!!!…..
ganda ah!!!!…
ako nga rin!!!!………

pra kang libro ang kapal mo kc……..

ahahah…

:D
:P

Posted by dinkee at April 27, 2010, 3:03 pm

eLow ..

pAbAnAt dN p0h aH ..

“ang crush ay paghanga..minsan nawawala..pero madalas..LUMALALA!!!!!!!!”

^^

Posted by emokid at April 27, 2010, 5:49 pm

JEJEMON Spotted Puta!

Posted by hurtsSOgood at May 8, 2010, 8:28 am

BANAT 4 2DAY

sbe nla:
“wat u see is wat u get..”

“so, akin kna ??!”

–> haha’ ankezoo!!
^^

Posted by haNnie at May 8, 2010, 6:43 pm

PABANAT DIN!!!

BOY: Statwa k b?

GIRL: BKIT?

BOY: Sarap mo kasing GALAWIN eh .. :D

———-

ROBOT k b?

Sarap mo kasing PAGLARUAN eh ..

———-

WEW!!

Posted by SztyLe at May 21, 2010, 1:13 am

Miss, baril kb?

ANLAKAS KASI NG PUTOK MO EH!

haha!

Posted by Kim at May 22, 2010, 12:34 pm

pa banat mga pare !

i lost my number
can i get urz?

Posted by snowy at May 24, 2010, 11:30 am

BOY: KETCHUP KABA?

GURL: ANU NNMN KA-KORNIHANG BANAT YAN?

BOY: HINAHANAP-HANAP KA KC NG HOTDOG KO EHH.PWEDE PASAWSAW KHIT ISA LANG?

Posted by purple-09 at May 31, 2010, 2:49 pm

wew. JEJEBUSTER ka. :P

mag-react sapul. :) )

hahaaha ..

Posted by aLdrin keith at June 1, 2010, 7:57 pm

:) la lang

Posted by rhaine at June 2, 2010, 10:39 pm

lam mo para kang tae, kahit kelan di ko kayang paglaruan… hehe

Posted by calos at June 7, 2010, 3:35 pm

pasali nmn …

‘isang lalaking nagalit sa kanyang nililigawan …

-anu ba … sabi mo mahal mo na aq ??? lagi mu p qng hindi pnapansin .. ikaw kaya lumugar sakin ?? mamili ka .. ikaw ako ? ako ikaw ?? o MAGING TAYO??

wala lng .. hehe

Posted by vinz at June 7, 2010, 4:01 pm

ang saya! dami ko ng banat sa overnyt bondng sa team buildng nmin…. tnx! pabanat din poh…

~ NFA rice kb?
ndi ka kc kagandahan pero pinipilahan ^_~!

Posted by 08 ^_~! at June 10, 2010, 2:04 am

BOY: hi miss member ka ng wondergirls??

GIRL: BAKIT ??

BOY: kasi i want nobody nobody but you . .

GIRL : ndi 2ne1 ako

BOY: BAKIT ??

GIRL: kasi i don’t care eh eh eh eh eh . .

wushjuuuuuu

Posted by si mama mo at June 10, 2010, 2:23 am

pabanat

may lahi kabang aswang?

ang panget mo kasi ehh….

piz tau

Posted by rainer at June 11, 2010, 1:42 am

pabanat din ako ha eto astig!

eskamparluh kaba?

para ka kasing eklabuh..

Posted by rOcky at June 13, 2010, 3:55 pm

amf mga luma na banat nyo ah
e2 bago

para kang malaking bahay
papasok nmn oh

Posted by mr nice guy at June 14, 2010, 7:28 am

itlog ka na?

lilimliman mouh itlog ko…

hahaha..

Posted by ricky lacerna at June 21, 2010, 4:12 pm

BARIL kaba ..??

PAPUTOK naman kahit isa lang .. :) )

Posted by markphil at June 28, 2010, 4:40 pm

BOY: May pupuntahan ka pa ba?
GIRL: Wala bakit?
BOY: yayayahin sana kita
GIRL: saan naman?
BOY: sa puso ko

Posted by ChRiStIaN at July 5, 2010, 10:11 am

I wish you were my favorite movie cause i can’t afford to miss you

Posted by ChRiStIaN at July 5, 2010, 10:13 am

Cos2mer: Miss pabili ng condom ung MedIum

Tndra: Sir eto po isukat nyu sa fitting room

Cos2mer: Miss Maluwang

Tndra: Cgeh lan Sir yan uso ngaun “HiPhOP”

XD,XD,XD

Posted by Slark at July 5, 2010, 10:16 am

boy:alam mo b kung ano ang pboritong ko n gatas?..

girl?:ano un?…

boy:Nido..

girl:bkt nmn?..

boy: coz ur my number 1 ! =)

Posted by roy benson datu at July 21, 2010, 10:25 pm

padaan Ln9 pO~~~

sabI nILa enervon makes u hapie
….peo d mu makakamit ang hapinnes mo kung wala ako sa piLing mo!!!

Posted by LimaR at July 31, 2010, 4:02 pm

ito nmn sakin may farmville ka ba?kasi naharvest mo na pati puso ko,…

Posted by mackie at August 2, 2010, 11:07 pm

haha! dbest!! ayos!!! ako din banata!!

akoy isang dragon! hininga koy apoy habang,

hininga moy amoy boy bawang!!!

saya dito!!! sana madami pa!

Posted by jsonphil at August 3, 2010, 2:56 pm

Miss para kang bayag

Ang cute kasi ng kilay mo e,

parang bulbol

Posted by Cameltoe at August 5, 2010, 1:33 pm

8log k bah kc
srap mong
kamuten e!!!!!

Posted by gaspar at August 8, 2010, 11:33 am

ako namn:)
boy:timba kaba?
grl:timba bakit?
boy:pwd ba kita punuin nang pagmamahal :)

Posted by mateo maparas at August 9, 2010, 12:12 pm

ang luluma hahaha

ito bago

“miss lam mo century ako:)

girl: oh baket?

bcause i’m good for your heart:)

Posted by simba! at August 10, 2010, 5:21 am

ang ….xuwanget ..aman ng pickup lines mo……..

Posted by lol at August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

wala na ba idadagdag pa

Posted by ej bermejoi at August 11, 2010, 7:21 pm

-rjong-
pa banat din ako.. cool nyo ser..

MERALCO kba?..

NAG KA ILAW ANG BUHAY KO NUN DUMATING KA!

Posted by Yamateh at August 11, 2010, 11:23 pm

try ko lang:

tae ka ba?

kaya di kita kayang tapaktapakn eh..

Posted by pau411 at August 12, 2010, 9:55 am

pa sawsaw mga dude…

“CATSUP KA BA? HINAHANAP KA KASI NG HOTDOG KO”

bwahaha!

Posted by papa_z at August 12, 2010, 11:38 am

ang babaduy ng mga banat dito walaaaaang kawenta wenta corny nyo ha

Posted by teedy at August 20, 2010, 3:05 pm

Aanhin pa ang droga kung sa akin ay adik na sila.

Posted by mara at August 24, 2010, 5:53 pm

lulufet nyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by BananaTero at September 11, 2010, 6:22 pm

“isa sa pnakamasarap na gawin sa mundo ay ung…gusto mong tignan ung crush moh…peo d moh mgawa kc nkatingin sya sau..

ohh..ano huh??..anO say niO sa banat koh?/?…

Posted by cessanne at October 2, 2010, 2:51 pm

..pa baNat nga rin AketzZz…

..panu ba amn aqu

..la2kad playo,

..kng 1 xmyl

.. muh lng. . . ,

..di nah qu

“M.a.K.a.T.a.Y.o”

Posted by ..hanna joy.. at November 2, 2010, 2:16 pm

– acuh aman :
” cunq sawa ka na sa paliqid munq sobranq inqaii , bkit di muh subukanq pumasok sa puso cuh at mnahimik hbanq buhaii !!! ..

Posted by j3nnymuh at November 9, 2010, 2:23 pm

Pa banat..

mag babae at lalake nag ghost hunting… biglang humangin..

lalake: Ui! ano un? naramdaman mo ba un?
babae: wag kang ganyan naramdaman ko un..
lalake: ows? di nga naramdaman mo nga??
babae: oo nga… naramdaman ko nga..
lalake: na MAHAL KITA???

tameme si babae.. haha

Posted by Bakista at November 18, 2010, 12:18 am

natatawa lng ako lol xD

Posted by karl at November 30, 2010, 11:47 am

telescope ka ba? ang laki kasi nag pagtingin ko sayo!!!

Posted by jdel at December 4, 2010, 9:48 am

e2 malupet na banat !

Sana ikaw nalang si Barney

Para I LOVE YOU

YOU LOVE ME :) )

- Paniss

Posted by KONAN at December 9, 2010, 1:16 pm

PAHABOL

pa add nmn sa fb sandro_velasco@yahoo.com

thx :) )

Posted by Sandro at December 9, 2010, 1:17 pm

araw kaba??

makakasilaw kc ang kagandahan mo^^

Posted by tut at January 15, 2011, 10:36 am

hahahahahaaha!!!

ano kaba?
sino kaba?

bat pinag uusapan ka nila?

hehe mas masarap mag basa…☺☺

Posted by boknoy†warlord at January 18, 2011, 7:20 pm

pa sali po ako?….e2 po pra sa hilig ma-fb?

aanhin pa ang maraming online……f c crush OFF-LINE?…….

e2 pa….

iiwan lng kita kpg nkipg-jack en poy ka sa salamin…..at natalo ka?…..^_^

Posted by percy at January 19, 2011, 10:04 am

boy : ms . bumibili k b nNg pinaglumaAn ?
girl : bk8 anu b binibenta mu ?
boy : ako !
girl : nyeEh ! bk8 magkanu k b ?
boy : 50 mil ..
girl : ang mahal mu nman ..
boy : ms. tinaasan ko tlga ung presyo ko
pra twagin muh kung mahal ..

oh d b cornytoh . bili n kau ..

Posted by ayhen at January 19, 2011, 4:43 pm

..enjoy aq s pagba2sa ng mga banat nio….

mukhang naubusan n aq ng iba2naT ah heehehe

Posted by hana at January 25, 2011, 10:40 am

ang papangiiiiiittttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

e2 mgANDA….

Waiter kb???
…. kasi im waiting for u…. haha

Posted by zfdfd at January 28, 2011, 7:33 pm

Pa EpalOgs:

Shabu ka ba?

kasi ang dami mo ng sinirang PAMILYA eh…

Posted by xv3s at January 30, 2011, 7:19 pm

pa EpalOgs

SHABU ka ba?

Kasi na kakasira ka ng Pamilya eh..

Posted by jason at January 30, 2011, 7:30 pm

Sana Damit n lang aq,, para masubukan mo kung bagay rin tayo haha:D !Lol

Posted by Marvin at February 4, 2011, 9:29 pm

isa lang ang pangarap kuh ang maging pangarap u!!!

miss nuh poh ang name muh???
baka bagay sa apilido kuh ehh!!!

kahoy kba ang sarap mung sibakin ehh!!!

Posted by oyo boy at February 5, 2011, 11:02 pm

boy: tumatangkad ka ata
girl: d nga?
boy: oo kc dati balikat lng kta ngayon nsa isip na kta…

girl: ikaw, lumiliit ka b?
boy: hindi naman
girl: kc knina nasa isip na kita nagyon nasa puso na kita

—-

sana mic nlng ako at speakers ka…

para pag cnabi kung iloveyou yun din maririnig ko mula sau

—-

handa akong bumagsak sa exam ko

basta ba pagbagsak ko sa puso mo diretso ko

un lng muna…

Posted by betchay at February 6, 2011, 5:01 pm

ganda nman!!!!!!!!!:))

Posted by nam at February 7, 2011, 11:16 pm

postiso kba????????? di kp kc mgwang ngumiti pg wla ka!!!!!!!!!!!! ha!ha!ha!

Posted by nam at February 7, 2011, 11:18 pm

papayag na ako na mapunta sa kanila ang ka gwapuhan !

basta mapunta ka lng sakin :D

Posted by el casper at February 8, 2011, 11:20 am

tae kaba???

d kc kta kayang paglaruan eh

Posted by yuri at February 9, 2011, 1:49 pm

ako din pahabol mga tol

FISHABALL KA BA????

ANG SARAP MO KASING TUHUGIN HAHAHAHA

Posted by simplelang at February 9, 2011, 3:26 pm

pabanat !

dadaanan p b kita ?

o didiiretso n cuh sa puso muh . :D

Posted by trix at February 9, 2011, 5:00 pm

hahhah1 thanyu haha sa valen tine jokes

Posted by rhojan at February 10, 2011, 9:22 am

boy: sun kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kc pag nakikita kta lumiliwanag ang mundo ko!!!

nyahahaha

Posted by carlyn at February 10, 2011, 10:39 pm

AKO DIN PA VANAT…
COTOON BUDS KA BA
Di KA KASI MAALiS SA TENGA KO E

Posted by RENZ_JERICO at February 11, 2011, 5:10 pm

ganda ng mga posts nyo.. kip it up..=)

candy ka ba?…

sarap mong sipsipin!

i think asong ulol na ako…

kz naglalaway ako sayo…

hmmm…
–MARCOZ

Posted by marcoz at February 12, 2011, 1:42 pm

nasa langit na ba ako?

bkit nasa lupa nag anghel na katulad mo….?

haha.. la lang..

–MARCOZ…
marcozpalma@yahoo.com.. tnx

Posted by marcoz at February 12, 2011, 2:21 pm

pwede bang tigilan

mo na ang pambobola

mo!!!

baka tumalbog kapa sa

iba eh !!!

XD XD XD XD XD!!

Posted by bryle at February 12, 2011, 2:58 pm

potangina nyo cornie nyo gago fuck you KANTOTAN na lang

Posted by sean dexter donarber at February 12, 2011, 5:21 pm

ang gaganda nang mga quotes ….
sana iba pa naman ….?

Posted by joenar at February 15, 2011, 1:21 am

aq ren p banat!!!

nilalamig kaba?
kc kanina kapa nkahubad s icip ko…:)

Posted by chun at February 16, 2011, 9:16 pm

miss stapeler kba?
dinikit mo kac ako sayo eh!!!!

pa add lng ako sa fb angelocamontoyangelo@yahoo.com

Posted by angelo at February 19, 2011, 2:36 pm

eto matindi…

magaling k daw s ALGEBRA!!!so,can substitute my x without asking y?

hehe!!

Posted by raymbert at February 20, 2011, 11:39 am

Hindi Lahat Ng Gwapo….

Kamuka Ko =D

Posted by raymbert at February 20, 2011, 11:44 am

ka-banat2x naman…

*Ako ang araw ikaw ang buwan…
habam buhay nalang ba tayong maghahabulan?

*calculator ka ba? sayo palang SOLVE nako!

Posted by eekz at February 23, 2011, 1:29 am

ayoko ko na sa sarili ko!
.
.
.
.
.
.
pwede bang sayo nalang ako….?

Posted by thea Bravo at February 23, 2011, 11:45 am

ako din po..

kuya hotdog kaba?
ang juicy moh kasi eh.. hehe

burger kaba?
unang kita ko palang sayo, naglalaway na ako..

Posted by aLLyson at February 23, 2011, 4:58 pm

ako din…imbento ko’

boy:pra akong c micheal v.

girl:bakit?

boy:gus2 kitang YARIIN…yari ka'’ hahaha….

auz b?

Posted by warren at February 25, 2011, 5:26 pm

wala kwenta , tsktsk anu b yn

Posted by rocky at March 5, 2011, 10:37 am

ang puso ko ..

parang hot dog ..

kulay red :D

Posted by klempot casper at March 6, 2011, 2:17 pm

trigo kba?
hirap mo kc sagutin eh. . . .

Posted by mike at March 6, 2011, 9:54 pm

nice

Posted by eltroy at March 7, 2011, 12:30 pm

” miss dadaan pa ba ako sa inyo??

o dederetso na ako sa puso mo..??!!

tsk tsk . . . !!

ngtry lng c:

Posted by leonard at March 7, 2011, 6:35 pm

e2 astig. !

Qng ang babae ay sinandomeng

at ang mga bakla ay dinurado

tayong mga lalake ang NFA

hindi man kamahalan at hindi din kasarapan
pero pinag pipilahan

Posted by jazerr10 at March 9, 2011, 4:09 pm

puso ba kita ?
mamamatay ako pag wala ka

Posted by daryl at March 9, 2011, 7:41 pm

wala na, pasinsya bastos kasi ako sana underware mo na lng ako para comfort ka pagsout sout ako..

Posted by jheay at March 13, 2011, 12:53 am

ako lng ba bastos dito? ako lng ata gustong maging underware mo gusto ko lng namang comfort ka pagsout2x ako.

Posted by gjheay at March 13, 2011, 12:56 am

…..”ito pahabol ko…..

…..”ndi ka ba napapagod kac kanna kapa 2matakbo sa isip ko eh… :D

Posted by lorraine at March 13, 2011, 9:50 pm

waa ang kuet ^^
pahabol mag tropa…

sana tubig nlhan ao..
para pag maliligo ka…

dadaanan ko lhat ng parte ng
katawan mo…

anong klase bang
panulat ang ginamit moh?

kc kahit anong
uri ng pambura ang gamit ko..

d kita mbura sa puso ko ii

Posted by eastnabhero at March 14, 2011, 1:16 am

pa epal lang hehe ..

poso ka ba ..??

kasi sa twing binobomba kita nilalabasan ka..

.. ^^ ..

thanks ..

emondblind

Posted by emondblind at March 14, 2011, 9:09 am

Sabi nila pag may pangarap, may pag-asa
Eh pano ba yan, Ikaw pangarap ko, may pag-asa ba?

Posted by J at March 15, 2011, 8:09 am

MMDA KBA NAGKABANGAAN KSE PUSO NTIN E

Posted by ceejjay barrios at March 15, 2011, 6:42 pm

ako pa try…ewn ko lang if narinig nyo na to pang bara lng…

boy: drugs kba?

girl: bkt?

boy: nakaka adik ka kc eh.

girl: ikw? drugs ka din ba?

boy: bkt? na aadik ka dn sakin?

girl: hindi?, kasi ikaw ang sisira sa buhay ko.!!

hahahaha nice! ! ! ! UP UP UP

Posted by jeremy.h.p.e. at March 18, 2011, 11:45 am

“ang baduy…

Posted by llmar at March 18, 2011, 12:21 pm

ketchup kb??

inahanap-hanap ka kc ng HOTDOG q..

eheee. accousticdenia_02@y.c

Posted by marky at March 18, 2011, 10:33 pm

gabi n dba ? ?

eh bakit amoy araw ka prin ? ?

Posted by csrroad at March 18, 2011, 11:04 pm

CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY kayong lahat! ;)

Posted by engineermikay at March 19, 2011, 10:06 pm

eto rin..

Boy: energy drink ka ba?
Girl: (flattered) bakit?? pinapalakas ba kita??
Boy:…. para ka kasing cobra!

hmmpft!

Posted by Jackie at March 22, 2011, 2:02 am

lam mo parakang “FB“……???bk8??? hndi kta kya i “LOG OUT“ehh ksi MHAL KTA!!!

Posted by dejose at March 24, 2011, 2:29 pm

ang pag kaka-alam ko normal

pero bakit sa tuwing

iniisip kita

nababaliw ako

hehehe !!!!!!

Posted by kenchi at March 25, 2011, 2:59 pm

pwde din ba maki-join?
hehe

sana math nalang ako

para kahit badtrip ka na sa’kin

pinipilit mo parin ako intindihin.. :) )

Posted by andrienne at March 30, 2011, 2:56 pm

naku.. bkit ganun, ako nga din pabanat, try lang.

boy, mag-iingat ka ha,
girl, bkit nmnan?
boy ayaw ko may mangyayri sayo e,
gurl, naku bola…..
boy, gusto ko sa atin may mangyari….

Posted by onatz at March 30, 2011, 7:29 pm

graveh mga banT NYO

eto da best

LASON KA BA?

KC HANDA KONG MAMATAY MATIKAMAN K LNG>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Posted by KIMERENZ at April 2, 2011, 11:41 am

alam mu salbahe ka…kc na bubugbug na ung UTAK q sa KAKAISIP sau :D

Posted by paolo at April 4, 2011, 10:28 pm

galing nyu mga bro,,,
pabanat nga rin

tubig kaba?
ndi ako mabubuhay ng wala ka araw araw,,,

Posted by kazuhiro at April 5, 2011, 9:39 am

PASALI PO AA

UTOT kaba..?..
NATATAKOT KSE AKO PAKAWALAN KAh…

Posted by rj at April 6, 2011, 10:52 am

pa sali din p0h..

b0y: bumaba kaba?
gurL: huh?..bkit?
b0y: kasi dati nasa isip lng kita..
ngaun nasa pus0 na!!..

hahaha!!..tameme c gurl..xD

Posted by mArk ravEn Lee at April 8, 2011, 1:44 pm

lupet aman

pwede dagdagan mho p ……………

med u bitin eh..`.`.`.`/ :-)

Posted by Namhez at April 9, 2011, 9:54 am

pa add h?

e2 banat q…

“Di bale ng bobo….kaw naman laman ng utak q…

aanhin m p ang buhay m kung nkatira kna s puso q…

itutuwid q ang landas m para skin k di2retso….

gutom kb? libre kta ng siomai at hopia so that i can SIOMAI love 4u and HOPIA love me too…

aq ang magbbyad ng tuition fee m…bsat ang pagaaralan m lng…ay mahalin aq

dlawang beses lng nman kta gusto mkasama eh…NOW and FOREVER

…naman… :-D

Posted by joan at April 9, 2011, 9:08 pm

pa add den ng punchline if u dont mind! hehehe:)

Blessed your naughty mind hahha

Mis! UTONG ka ba? kac ang Cute cute mo eh sarap mong Pisilin hehehe:))

Posted by chofierothie at April 14, 2011, 7:14 pm

HIGAD KA BA? kasi nakikita palang kita alam kong makati ka :)

Posted by tin at April 15, 2011, 1:38 am

.. 99% ka sa BUHAY ko.

95% ka sa PUSO ko..

dahil sayo,

75% ang Grade ko

may BLANGKO pa ako!!!!! wahahaha
xD

Posted by robell at April 16, 2011, 5:47 pm

baril kaba???
pasubok naman…
sige na isang putok lng sige na pls…

Posted by raymond at April 17, 2011, 7:14 pm

PANTAL kaba? ang KATI mo kc!!!

Posted by macel sotto at April 19, 2011, 12:02 pm

Freezer kba?
Tinitigasan ksi aq sayo.

Posted by Nezzly at April 21, 2011, 3:38 pm

hey guys.. looking for textmate?.. here’s my number 09276763838.. pls text me… i feel so hot now.. wanna play my game?.. i’m waiting..

Posted by mica at April 22, 2011, 10:58 pm

huwag mo nga akong itulak..

baka mahila kita at mahulog tayo sa isa’t isa..

Posted by mia at April 24, 2011, 10:52 am

huwag mo nga akong itulak..

baka mahila kita at mahulog tayo sa isa’t isa..

Posted by mia at April 24, 2011, 10:52 am

taung dalawa ay kinukumpara ko sa
walis at dustpan

iibigin kita magpakaylanman
peksman…

%^kirky_kirk^%

Posted by kirk at April 25, 2011, 12:40 pm

taung dalawa ay kinukumpara ko sa
walis at dustpan

iibigin kita magpakaylanman
peksman…

%^kirky_kirk^%

Posted by kirk at April 25, 2011, 12:40 pm

boy: camera kaba?

girl: huh? bakit?

boy: sarap mo kasi kindatan…

Posted by carl at April 25, 2011, 2:34 pm

- NaiiNis na qU sa Facebook!! Tanong ng Tanong ‘What’s On your Mind’?? Eh kaw lang nman Nasa isip qu.”
Alangan nman e’share qta.!, bka “eLike” ka nla.!.

Posted by yeng at April 29, 2011, 2:11 pm

kung itsura lang pala ang habol mo,

bkit di nlng

PICTURE ang syinota mo?
:))

-try.

Posted by vhie at April 30, 2011, 9:30 am

` matanonq ko lLnq zsan ka qalLinq kaqabi?
` bakit walLa ka zsa panaqinip ko?
` di 2lLoy sweet anq dreamz ko..!!!

Posted by chlLoe at May 1, 2011, 1:20 pm

pa banat isa,,sa muka,,,haha ;D

–miss single kaba????

kc side car ako bagay tau—hahaha

KevZ_ZveK

Posted by KevZ_ZveK at May 9, 2011, 9:22 am

pasali…
I am an assignment…

Wanna take me home?

heheXD

Posted by yoh19 at May 13, 2011, 4:57 pm

kapag cute ang gf, problemado ang bf…
kapag gwapo si bf,yabang ang gf…pero pag si “LAIZZA” ang gf,w0w lupet..!
swerte ng bf..

Posted by laizza vega at May 25, 2011, 11:11 pm

Google ka ba ??

ksi lht nang hinahanap ko nasayo na

I love you kristine gayle d delosreyes

Posted by Robby at May 28, 2011, 12:28 pm

pa banat..

boy:MAP ka ba?

girl:bkit?

boy:cause i’m lost without you

Posted by MACulit at May 28, 2011, 7:37 pm

tae ka ba?
d kc kita mpag laruan eh..

Platito ka buh?
sarap mo kcng sawsawan eh..

haha.. la lang.. share lang..

Posted by ichan_cute at May 30, 2011, 3:51 pm

ako nman guys…..trip lang to…

boy:dota kaba??

girl: bkit naman??

boy:naaadik ako sau ehh.. hahah!!

…….

boy: hindi kaba napapagod??

girl: bkit?

boy: lagi ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko ehh..

sorry corny..

Posted by jhay at June 3, 2011, 8:59 pm

kandila ka ba?

ihipan sana kita paraa mamatay ka na xD

Posted by yuki at June 14, 2011, 3:18 am

chicharon kaba?

nkaka highblood ka kasi eh ..

pa add po
jonathan_disturbed@yahoo.com

salamatz(-+,)v

Posted by jonathan at June 14, 2011, 11:06 am

rebisco kaba?

ang sarap kc ng filing mo ee

Posted by wew at June 19, 2011, 12:09 pm

tae kaba?

hnd kc kta mapag laruann ee

kukurakul LOLs

Posted by wew at June 19, 2011, 12:10 pm

saranggola ka ba?

-sa malayo ka lang kasi maganda! :)

kayamanan ka ba?

-sarap mo ibaon eh..

Posted by gerald joseph roxas at June 23, 2011, 12:39 am

sa simpleng pamamaraan pautang daw

Posted by black_raven at June 28, 2011, 4:48 pm

sarap mag basa weeehh….e2 nga pla banat ko

linta kaba?

dikit ka ng dikit . . .close ba teu XD

Posted by john paolo garcia at June 30, 2011, 6:35 pm

nice nahanga ako da

Posted by deh-ann at June 30, 2011, 9:22 pm

tae kaba kase amoy palang matpang na…

Posted by jonnel manases at July 9, 2011, 5:58 pm

MAY ALAM ka BANG CEMENTRY ?

kaci ELILIBENG ko lang sana ang PUSO kong MATAGAL nang PATAY na PATAY sayu ..

Posted by insiq at July 15, 2011, 3:45 pm

bola ka bah………
kasi pa talbog talbog ka sa puso ko…

Posted by felix at July 15, 2011, 3:49 pm

boy: yelo ka ba??

Gurl: nd bakit mo nmn nsabi yan??

Boy: kase nag yeyellow na ngipin mo!!

Ahahaa

Posted by jonrey at July 21, 2011, 8:56 pm

M-iryenda
A-lmusal
T-anghalian
H-apunan

Haha echoz Lng…

Posted by nhiel at July 22, 2011, 3:05 pm

hIPon Ka Ba ?

ALERGIC KASi AKo sAyo…….

joke

Posted by jeo at July 25, 2011, 8:42 am

ispaag ka ba kasi pag lulati ako sayu namumula ka

Posted by gersan at July 30, 2011, 2:43 pm

miss pagod ka n b kasi maghapon ka ng tumatkbo sa utak ko

Posted by Shadowgamer.Cn at July 31, 2011, 12:06 am

tanga kaba???.
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.kasiang bobo mo eh

Posted by Raffy at August 1, 2011, 11:38 pm

geometry ka ba?

kc kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.

:)

Posted by Pearl June at August 2, 2011, 10:03 am

I like!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Pearl June at August 2, 2011, 10:05 am

pa banat ah

sugar k b

girl: (bkit)

boy: kakilala ko si elmer

girl:cnu yun

boy:kaklase ko ng grade six..
aheheheheheh aku lng ang natutuwa..

Posted by bubble gang corny at August 3, 2011, 8:17 pm

Kahoy k ba?

Kc ang sarap mo sibakin eh!

Posted by Polly D gReat at August 4, 2011, 3:11 pm

dumble ka ba?

ang mahal kasi ng parking

Posted by swooch at August 8, 2011, 9:31 pm

AYOS YANG BANATAN NYU DYAN AHH…..KAKAINGGIT PABANAT DN!!!!

UNAN KBA?
BKT?
KASI AMOY PNIS N LWAY K!!!!

Posted by LORENCE at August 18, 2011, 12:29 pm

satingin mo paglaki ko ano ako

taong hahabulhabulin ka hanggan mahuli ka
alam mo na ako ay iasang pulis

alm mo kung baket

kasi ikaw ang MOST WANTED SA BUHAY KO

yan ang tunay na banat

Posted by patrick at August 19, 2011, 1:48 pm

ako ri pa banat

BOY: miss gusto ko mag pulis…

GIRL: bakit nmn?

BOY: para makulong ko puso ko sau…

Posted by arnel at August 19, 2011, 8:34 pm

Ako yung taong minsan lang magseryoso,
kaya sa nagmamahal sakin..
siguraduhin mong AKO LANG! kasi kapag ako nanloko..

PATI DEMONYO SASALUDO!

Posted by zon05 at August 22, 2011, 6:19 pm

PANGET may bastos ito saakin:
Baril ka ba?
lakas kasi ng putok mo e.e abot dito
para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

“here let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..”miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..

can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.

sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, dedbol kana… ahehehe..

miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..

kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?

pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p

boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot )

if i were to rearrange the alphabets, i would put “U” and “I” together.:)

pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe

Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha

‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..

keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha

sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..

catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…:))

‘ haLa, akaLa ko umaga na ! LumiLiwanag kasi mundo ko pag kasama kita ..

hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha

miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!

‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..

para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!

Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo!

‘ panu mu makikita ang taong magmamahaL sayo at makakasama mu sa habang buhay ???

“kung hindi ka nmn sa akin naka-tingin ??”

Cheese ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko eh!

miss Pulitiko ka ba? Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!

oxygen kaba? feeling ko kasi mamamatay ako kung wala ka..

centrum ka ba?? coz u make my life complete

apoy kba? kc alab alab. alab u!

d ka ba nalulunkot?? nagiisa ka lng kc sa puso ko.. hahaa!!

daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.

bkit may mr right pero walang ms right?! kasi we’re all right..;))

kung may rabis ang laway mo.. handa akong
maulol, MAHALIKAN LANG KITA…

Ang araw ka ba? Kasi sau umiikot ang mundo ko.

“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo… ”

Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh

Posted by charisse at August 22, 2011, 8:16 pm

baho. mo nmn!

Posted by bantot at August 23, 2011, 8:44 am

pa add ako isa lang!

Ketchup ka ba?

-hanap ka kasi ng hotdog ko eh!

Posted by jepoy28 at August 24, 2011, 7:08 pm

pa add meron na plang ketchup!

Puno kba??

-sarap mo kc sibakin eh!

Posted by jepoy28 at August 24, 2011, 7:14 pm

ang danda amn

hahah

Posted by hazel mae reyes at August 27, 2011, 6:55 pm

ito ang banat
tang ina mo :)
t-tuwing ikaw
a-ay
n-nalulungkot
g-ganito gawin mo

i-itext moko
n-nandito lng
a-aqu

m-mahal qta eh!!!

ok ba un ? kya tandaan mo
“TANG INA MO”

Posted by ayah at September 5, 2011, 7:05 pm

tarantado kba kz putng ina moh eh

Posted by bentong at September 6, 2011, 12:36 am

gusto muh bah ng girl friend na kasama mo sa kahit saan

bkt di moh ligawan c dora para lagi kayung magkasama.

Posted by genezkhie_06 at September 7, 2011, 7:31 pm

share lng poh!!!
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keyboard ka bah????
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kc TYPE ktah ehh!!!!!^_^

Posted by mykhel at September 9, 2011, 1:40 pm

boy: corneto ka ba?

girl: bakit?

boy: sarap kasi ang ibaba mo eh!!! matigas lang!!!!

Posted by raven kyle janea porras at September 10, 2011, 5:53 pm

.. dz pah.. [.pAsaLi.]

piyesa kba?

d ka c ako kumple2 pag wala ka.

hahaha! ::))

Posted by shaira at September 10, 2011, 10:57 pm

google ka ba

ksi nasau n lhat ng hanap ko!!

Posted by qqq11 at September 12, 2011, 2:12 pm

holdapper kaba kasi handa akong bigay sayo lahat wag mo lng akong saktan

Posted by Vince Jerome Rodriguez at September 14, 2011, 10:24 am

corni nio lahat

Posted by bebot at September 14, 2011, 9:38 pm

pa add din ako

Posted by redz at September 16, 2011, 1:45 pm

malungkot ka ba?

bakit???

ksi ikaw lng ang nag iisa sa puso ko eh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by elaine at September 16, 2011, 2:06 pm

pa banat din mga tol

Kanal ka ba kc TANGA lang nahuulog syo…=)

Posted by Blade at September 17, 2011, 11:10 pm

freezer kba. ?

aixtsz .! AMININ .)

NA9YEYELO aciii IPIN mou iiii .!
basza9 .!

Posted by rhondicz at September 18, 2011, 7:07 am

..auz enjoi bSahin mga punhline niu..hehehe
..more power gOdbless!

..pa add sa fB ,,grullolhinel@yahoo.com..
.tenkyu!

Posted by lHinel at September 18, 2011, 8:28 pm

* PABANAT LANG

PUNO KA BAH ?

ANG UGAT MUH
KASI EH :) )

CHOLLA.PRINCESS

Posted by SHEILA at September 20, 2011, 8:57 am

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Crayola ka ba?
Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM.

Ang hirap pigilan.

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko…
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy papicture!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba?
Kasi You Complete Me!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Coz i can’t last a day without you!

Me lisensya ka ba?
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Am i a bad shooter?
Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi, can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Me butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Anung height mo?
Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Sana “T” na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to “U”

Are you Jamaican?
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

Posted by jelyn monding at September 22, 2011, 7:11 pm

may kakambal kaba?

kasi.. nasa PUSO kita
nasa ISIP rin kita.

Posted by chukulet at September 23, 2011, 7:12 pm

pa banat Lang =)) ..

Lahat na ata ng matamis na tikman kona matamis na oo mo naLang ata ang hindi pa =))

hinahanap kaba ba sainyo ?
kanina ka pa kasi sa puso ko ii =))

kala ko dati dapat lang lumalalim
pari pala feeling ko sayo lumalalim din =)

sana IPHONE naLang ako =))
para Laruin mo din angry bird ko =))

Posted by Bosztoyo at September 24, 2011, 11:35 pm

ayus lan na masubsob ako :(

basta sak2 sa labi mo :)

Posted by crime one at September 27, 2011, 11:51 pm

hmmmpz. .

BOY:mahal mo bah ako?

GIRL:bkit?

BOY:kc mahal din kita ei

ANU DAW?

Posted by crime one at September 27, 2011, 11:58 pm

tae ka ba??
hindi kasi kita mapaglaroan!!

angry kaba??
ikaw kasi ung baboy at ako ung ibon!!
titirahin kita!!!

plants vs zombie kaba??
babakuran kita para hinde ka aswangin!!

Posted by mark gil O, rejuso at September 29, 2011, 1:38 pm

CACTUS ka ba?

kc handa ako MASUGATAN MAYAKAP LANG KITA

Posted by JHERSSEY ALIALY_14 at October 3, 2011, 5:23 pm

girl mainit ang ulo pumunta ng internet cafe

GIRL: ano ba? kanina ka pa rito ah? ano bang importante sayo AKO o yong DOTA?

BOY:ang DOTA…..

GIRL:(UMIYAK)bakit yan?

BOY: KASI MASYADO KITANG MAHAL PARA PAGLARUAN…………

HEHEHEHE…………

lang magawa…….

BY:REYARRA_1029

Posted by REYARRA at October 4, 2011, 4:47 pm

baril ka ba??

ang lakas ng putok po ehh!!

Posted by joela kate diezon at October 6, 2011, 10:16 pm

wla na bang iba kc meron na ko nyan…..

Posted by ayessa at October 8, 2011, 7:57 am

ako pa BanaT din..
>Ndi man Mkakain ng inasal o

Maging kacng TaLINo ni RiZAl..

BASta matupad lang ang aking DSaL..

Na ikay Sa aking makasal…

Pde. na.

Posted by A.J CrUz at October 10, 2011, 6:30 pm

NICE!

Posted by crissalhey at October 15, 2011, 8:34 am

JUSKO! SANTA MARIA GARAPON! ang LULUPET NG BANAT NYO! PARANG BUBBLE GUM SA BIBIG KO ANG TABANG NA!!!!!!

-Anonymous

Posted by Anonymous at October 19, 2011, 10:20 pm

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