Paris Hilton Prayer

Armani,
Which art in Hermes,
Hallowed be thy Gucci.
Thy Cartier watch,
Thy Prada bag,
On Rodeo,
As it is in Tiffany’s.
Give us this day, our Visa Titanium
And forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those who decline our
Mastercard.
Lead us not into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Sears.
For thine is the Chanel, the
Gaultier, and the Versace,
For Dolce and Gabbana…
Amex.

[Pahabol Chuva.:  Bongga ang Nun outfit ni Lola Paris, BTW thanks to Photshoppix for the pix.  Bongga ang rhyme]

Picture Perfect…na sana

Warning!: You are about to view insanely, and outrageous pictures.  Kung mahina ang sikmura mo at hindi ko kayang sikmurain ang kalokohang ito… isa ka kang duwag…bweeehhhh!!!  Naranasan mo na ba ang moment na ang feeling mo ay ang ganda-ganda mo?  Yung tipong your face could launched a thousand ships, and ganda aura mo sa picture tapos biglang may kung ano sumingit at sinira ang picture perfect na posing mo?  Buti na nalang at meron ng Photoshop, Gimp at kung anu-ano pang software na pwedeng bumura sa bwisitan na ginawa nila sa perfect picture moment mo.  Ito ang mga ilang sample kung paano sinira ng mga balahura ang isang magandang view.

Ang hindi mapigil na kati…

Sobrang na miss kita pare…. pa kiss nga! (Ewww!)

Wow, sarap….ng juice na libre!

Sweetheart ano yung naglalakad sa beach? Balyena na may dalang watermelon o papaya? 

Ate, tumae ka ba?  Ang baho! 

Huwag kayong tumingin sa likod, x-rated not suitable for 18 years old and below. 

<Paanyaya:  Kung meron kayong mga picture na kasing katawa-tawa at kasing balahura nito, iwan nyo ang inyong email sa comment at ako na ang bahalang komontak sa inyo.>

Tagolog Jokes - Valentines Punchlines Edition

More Valentines Punchlines @ TambayanniByter.com

Ito ay mga collection ng mga pamatay pickup lines na napulot ko kong saan-saan, sa internet, sa text, sa libro at sa balot ng napkin na binili ko sa sari-sari.  Kung wala ka pang date sa Valentines huwag mong subukang bitiwan ang mga jokes na ito sa pinopormahan mo…masusupalpal ka lang!

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Crayola ka ba?
Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM.

Ang hirap pigilan.

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko…
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy papicture!
Para ma-develop tayo!

(more…)

Tagalog Jokes (Valentines Edition)

More punchlines @ tambayannibyter.com 

Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog…at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka.

Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo. Dapat lumandi ka din.

Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.

Binata: Pwede ba kitang ligawan?
Dalaga: Bakit may RAV4 ka ba? BMW? Benz? o CR-V man lang?
Binata: Bakit ano ba yang puso mo, highway?

Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya tabla-tabla lang ang laban.

Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.

Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.

Para kang asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Para lang BMW, you drive me crazy. Ikaw ay parang pustiso kasi I can’t smile without you.

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Ang pag-ibig ay parang elevator, huwag mong pagsisiksikan yung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Bakit mo ipipilit sarili mo kong meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.

The Quest for Finding the Best Web Hosting Service

I have been on the web ever since I know how to use the mouse and keyboard.  The vastness and infiniteness of the cyberspace fascinates my imagination.  I have been a user, a visitor and a lurker for so many years but I have never been a “legitimate” citizen of the Net until lately.   When blogging had becomes a hype I decided to join the band wagon.  I decided to create my own space on the net, but sad to say that did not make me a “legitimate” Netizen because I was just simply squatting on those webhosting sites offers free web spaces with limited options for me to tweak and customize according to my pleasure.

This year I decided to not be a squatter anymore.  I wanted to have a space of my own, and that would mean I need to buy my own domain and of course a web hosting services.  Buying a domain name is the easiest task in establishing a web site; all you have to do is choose your own domain name (hopefully not taken yet) and paid it online.  Buying a web host services is another story.  You have to be careful in choosing the right web host service.  Finding a decent and reliable web host is one of the most essential decisions you should make for your company or for yourself.

There are so many things that are needed to be considered in choosing a Web Hosting services if you are not so “expert” on this field it could be very confusing.  Should you use a shared hosting or a dedicated hosting, but what are the advantages and disadvantages of one unto the other?  Choosing the right kind of web host could be so difficult and overwhelming.  At this moment I am still reading some stuff that could help me decide of what web hosting service I should employ.