JocJoc Bolante Favorite Nursery Rhyme
November 6, 2008
FG, FG
I am sick…
Please call Gloria very quick…
Gloria,
Gloria, shall I die?
No, my JocJoc
Just lie and lie…
Nanalo nang landslide victory si angkel Barack laban tatang McCain, pero dito sa ‘Pinas si Jocjoc Bolante pa rin ang sikat. Nagtataka ako kung Amerika, minsan sa kanilang kasaysayan ay meron ding Fertilizer scam. Meron din kayang American version si Jocjoc Bolante kasi meron nang Jocjoc Bolante version ang peyboreyt nursery rhymes ng mga Kano.
Kung sino man ang gumawa nang tula na ito, isa kang henyo sa pagkatha ng tula. Nakakatuwa, nakakatawa pero ito ay isang masakit, mapait at mahapdi na katotohanan na ginagawa tayong tanga nang mga tao sa gobyerno. Nilulustay nila ang ating pera na dapat sana pambili na natin ng bigas, tinapa, spaghetti, panty, condom, pirated vcd’s, pekeng i-phone at gatas na may melanine. Panay pa rin ang pagsisinungaling ni Jocjoc, at ang isa pang sinungaling na si Neri ay naging hari pa nang SSS. Kailan pa kaya sila mamatay?
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@paperdoll - corek ka jan, dapat ipako sa krus nang pabaliktad. nag laking problema nyan pag di nakabili nang ph care… tsk…tsk…
Posted by tambayannibyter at November 6, 2008, 5:07 pmhigh five! nice joke! napasaya ako ng blog mo sir! umm, kung ok lang exchange link tayo? salamat!
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@rdaconcepts -salamat naman at may napasaya akong tao, pero rdaconcepts next time sana wag mo akong tawaging sir kasi mas maganda pa ako sa gf mo… girlalalo po si ang ninang byter mo.
Posted by tambayannibyter at November 8, 2008, 3:23 pmNakakatawa si Jocjoc, laging hawak dibdib niya. Napapaisip tuloy ako kung nag-iinarte na lang siya. Hahaha.
Posted by Facts at November 10, 2008, 2:52 am@Facts -a psychosocial fact states that emotional pain lasted only for 12 minutes, anything that is longer than that is self-inflicted…in short INARTE…
Posted by tambayannibyter at November 10, 2008, 10:47 amnaaliw ako sa nursery rhyme na yun ah! 
pero langya talaga sila nalang ang yumayaman tayo naman pahirap ng pahirap lalu na ang daming kaltas ng tax! grrr
@pedro -pareho tayo nang sentimento pareng pedro, kasi tuwing makita ko sa payslip ko ang witholding tax deduction naiisip ko si jocjoc, gloria, mike, at kung sino pang mga buwaya… para akong bangungutin…
Posted by tambayannibyter at November 13, 2008, 1:54 pmthe poem is really well-written
kapal talaga ng muka ni gloria kung makasita sya k erap sya din masmasahol pa sa pagnanakaw ng kaban ng bayan.kababae panamang tao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jen chavez at March 2, 2009, 3:52 pmkapal muka ni gloria!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jen at March 2, 2009, 4:31 pmI had a dream to make my own company, nevertheless I did not have got enough amount of money to do that. Thank goodness my close colleague advised to take the home loans. Therefore I took the term loan and realized my old dream.
Posted by CaitlinPOTTER26 at December 30, 2010, 12:36 amIf you are willing to buy a car, you would have to get the loans. Moreover, my father always utilizes a credit loan, which seems to be really useful.
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punyetang gobyerno yan! dapat jan pinapako sa krus! wala tuloy aco pambili ng ph care ngayon! syet!
Posted by paperdoll at November 6, 2008, 2:46 pm