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How To Kick A Man On His Face

June 20, 2008

Almost every woman, once in their life, has to come across with an annoying, irritating, chauvinistic, arrogant, conceited, rude-pain-in-the-ass male species. In short, yung mga lalaking masarap sapakin at markahan ng takong ng sapatos ang mga pagmumukha as in sa face! Well, medyo mahirap gawin yun kasi nga usually mas taas ang mga guys kaysa sa ating mga girls at usually we girls don’t really kick that high na umabot sa mga pagmumukha ng mga anak potassium carbonate na mga lalaking ganun.

How to kick a man in his face? Here’s the tip suggested by my very intelligent (sya po may sabi hindi ako) friend na itago lang natin sa pangalang Olive.

Stand in the front of the man, approximately about half a meter.
Kick the man in his balls.
When he goes down (crouch) kick his face!
When you’re not satisfied with the result repeat the steps 1-3.

Note: Best result can be obtained if you’re wearing 3-inches stiletto heels.

Go Girl! Make your day. Kick that man on his damn face!

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Previous Comments

hahahaha… so easy but i think I don’t have the guts to do that even if I’ knew a few kicks that I learned from tkd… maybe if rapist na , d lang tlga yan aabutin, nyahahahha…. =) salamatsa pag-visit sa blog ko: http://meiyah.wordpress.com

Posted by Miahda at July 12, 2008, 1:31 am

sometimes boys do hurt us ‘couse they know that girls are wik! gets muh? kung kinakayakya mu lang sana ung bf muh! hndi ikaw ang kakayakayanin nya! hmpf!.. .

Posted by lovelysweety at July 16, 2008, 9:19 pm

@lovelysweety -girl, bagay talaga sayo ang email mo, 2ngak_utalaga! kasi girl, u know girls are not weak. maybe ikaw siguro weak, but most of us girls are not weak. we’re actually the strongest species b’coz we’re the only girls who can bear the burden that most of the other species cannot bear. getz mo!? at take note hindi mo dapat kayakayanin ang bf mo kasi, it is the sign of disrespect, kung love mo yung tao you should respect him. being strong doesn’t mean mang-aapi ka, being strong actually is being able to stand despite of all the hardship and pain. Getz mo!?

Posted by tambayannibyter at July 22, 2008, 3:44 pm

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