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Always remember no matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be use as a bad example.

How To Kick A Man On His Face

June 20, 2008

Almost every woman, once in their life, has to come across with an annoying, irritating, chauvinistic, arrogant, conceited, rude-pain-in-the-ass male species.  In short, yung mga lalaking masarap sapakin at markahan ng takong ng sapatos ang mga pagmumukha as in sa face!  Well, medyo mahirap gawin yun kasi nga usually mas taas ang mga guys kaysa sa ating mga girls at usually we girls don’t really kick that high na umabot sa mga pagmumukha ng mga anak potassium carbonate na mga lalaking ganun. 

How to kick a man in his face?  Here’s the tip suggested by my very intelligent (sya po may sabi hindi ako) friend na itago lang natin sa pangalang Olive.

  1. Stand in the front of the man, approximately about half a meter.
  2. Kick the man in his balls.
  3. When he goes down (crouch) kick his face! 
  4. When you’re not satisfied with the result repeat the steps 1-3.

Note:  Best result can be obtained if you’re wearing 3-inches stiletto heels. 

Go Girl! Make your day.  Kick that man on his damn face!

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Sali Ka Rin!?

June 5, 2008

Wazzup, mga katambay? Ask lang po if you have heard of the Busby SEO Challenge? Sabi ng mga chimax and kokwax na mga katambay ko it is a SEO World Cup.  Bonggacious as in to the max, at to the highest level na ka-ek-ekan na talaga to.  Imagine World Cup!? Parang Soccer at Football may World Cup.  Pero anyway, sumali ang mga katambay ko from the "Bewitching" land of Capiz, syempre todo support naman ang lola nyo.  They call themself the The Capiz Bloggers, napaka-unique ng name nila noh? Sobrang creative talaga (bweeehhheheee…jokez lang po).  Go Capiz Bloggers! Lets volt in!!!!  Yehey!!!

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