Green and Funny Stuffs
March 5, 2008Mga Makabagong Kasabihan (Kabadingang Edition)
- “Aanhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sayo!?”
- “Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare.”
- “Wala nang hihigit pa sa malansang isda, kundi ang isang balahurang bakla.”
- “Sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon, bading din pala ang iyong ka relasyon.”
- “Ang tumatakbo ng matulin, may gwapong hahabulin”
- “Matalino man ang bading, na peperahan pa rin.”
First Night: Aray Naku!
1-5 Years: Araw- araw Gabi gabi
6-15 Years: Paminsan minsan
16-25 Years:
26-49 Years: Gaano kadalas ang Minsan
50 and up: Maalaala mo Kaya
Height of Poverty: Wife’s stitching husband’s condom
Height of Innocence: A girl applying Clearasil 2 her nipols thinking that they are pimples.
Height of Ambition: An ant climbing on the elephant leg with a motive of rape.
Height of Unemployment: A spider web found in prostitute’s pusssiey.
Height of Laziness: A man sleeping on the top of a woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.
Government Project Do Not Delay
Tatay: Easy lang anak, yung brief mo markahan mo ng “Government Project Do Not Delay”.
(Mula sa comment ni tina0018)
MAN1: nagagalit sakin misis ko kapag inuuwi ko sa bahay yung mga hindi ko natapos na trabaho.
MAN2: bakit, ano ba ang trabaho mo pare?
MAN1: embalsamador!
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NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?
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Si Mister nakita 3 butil ng bigas at 25pesos sa drawer ni Misis.
MR: ano to?
MRS: uhm honey, magtatapat na ko. Tuwing nagtataksil ako sayo naglalagay ako ng 1 butil ng bigas sa drawer.
MR: eh ano yang 25pesos?
MRS: nung naging 1 kilo ang bigas, binenta ko na. Sayang eh!
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@buffalo soldier -sure pwedeng-pwede tumambay dito. you are always welcome sundalong kalabaw. add din kita sa link ko.
Posted by tambayannibyter at March 25, 2008, 4:27 pmMAN1: nagagalit sakin misis ko kapag inuuwi ko sa bahay yung mga hindi ko natapos na trabaho.
MAN2: bakit, ano ba ang trabaho mo pare?
MAN1: embalsamador!
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NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?
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Si Mister nakita 3 butil ng bigas at 25pesos sa drawer ni Misis.
MR: ano to?
MRS: uhm honey, magtatapat na ko. Tuwing nagtataksil ako sayo naglalagay ako ng 1 butil ng bigas sa drawer.
MR: eh ano yang 25pesos?
MRS: nung naging 1 kilo ang bigas, binenta ko na. Sayang eh!
ngek!
Posted by tina0018 at April 9, 2008, 8:31 pm@tina0018 thanks for your contribution, i will post it together with my other green and funny stuffs later… balik ka ulit! ciao!
Posted by tambayannibyter at April 11, 2008, 5:18 pmang galing mu nman, halos gusto ko lhat ung lman ng tambyan mo. keep it up!
Posted by jeon at April 6, 2009, 10:37 am@ jeon -whew! ikaw ang nagbigay saya sa aking araw (charot!)… salamat at may naka-appreciate sa kababawan ko.
Posted by tambayannibyter at April 6, 2009, 5:48 pmPatient: dok nkainum po ako ng baygon
Doc: gusto mo na bang mag suicide?
Patient: nakalunok po kasi ako ng buhay na ipis
DOc: tanga! dapat tsinelas nlng nilunok mo!
:D
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Posted by buffalo soldier at March 23, 2008, 6:40 am