What Turn You On…?

 What turns you on? Well, 99.9% of male population would say big boobs, nice ass, slim waist, seksi hips, long legs and so on. While the 95% (another proof that females are smarter  than males) would say tall, dark and handsome with six-pack abs, solid chest, awesome biceps and mostly the part of  male anatomy which they hope would be above the normal measurement(owwwhh common you know what I mean).

      On this subject, I’m proud to declare that I belong to the upper 5% elite female populace who didn’t drool (as in naglalaway) over those studs.  Personally, I always like nerdy-brainy geek men.  The kind of guy who fixes their hair in Jose Rizal fashion as in nationalistic and dating and yung tipong Clark Kent and porma…yummy!  This kind of guy is my “turn-on” not the usual brawn with no brain jocks who’s IQ is lower than the measurement of their p@#is.  Most of these type of guy are usually self-centered, arrogant bastard who think they’re God given gifts to women. Well, of course, with exception to few.

          Those cutie nerdy-brainy-geeky type of guys usually lack of social skills which on the other hand, perfect by the social animals.  Simple looking cannot justify the essence of these men, you have to SEE them.  They’re the epitome of the saying “Do not judge the book without cover” “Do not judge the books with its cover” you have to see what’s inside (especially inside their zipper…oopps…).

          Talking to these type of guys would move your IQ a notch higher, because they’re so deep, as if you’re diving in Mariana’s trench kapag kausap sila.  Smart, intelligent, witty and funny that’s what they are, just don’t go into technical details kung ayaw mong mahilo at dumugo ang ilong mo.

          Where the 3-inches heels could you find this type of guy? Well, obviously you can’t usually find them at parties or bars or resto.  Try to look for them at libraries, computer and science laboratories and internet cafes.  In malls, they could be spotted at bookstores, computer shops and places where you could find latest gadgets.  They’re few, actually almost borderline to being an endangered species, and if could find one don’t simply look what’s outside you’ve got to see what’s inside their brain and heart and you will be amazed of what you could find.  And on the second thought maybe you could find what’s inside their zipper too…