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Watch Spartacus Vengeance on Megavideo

December 6, 2011

 Looking for a link to watch your favorite series? Then Watch Spartacus Vengeance On Megavideo. Nothing compares to Megavideo when it comes to quality and on time release. The fact that many of us wanted to see the new season on the web is the reason why it is more convenient if you watch it on Megavideo. The fact that this series has gain reputation makes is easier for us to stream it on the said hosting site. But what makes Spartacus: Vengeance different from other series? The best answer is that it has a touch of the history.

The series Spartacus was patterned form the real Spartacus who has existed long ago. He was originally a slave whose fame came when he build an army of slaves that revolted against the Roman Empire. Bit in this version of the historical series, we have seen how he rose to power and how he becomes vengeful detail by detail. He was a man who wanted to live in peace and that he wanted to make a family that will care for him. But his dreams were shattered by the man he served faithfully. Watch Spartacus Vengeance so that you can have a clear picture of his new quest to destroy the proud Roman empire.

In this new season feel the heat of battles and the intense action on this new season of Spartacus. The Roman Empire cannot anymore tolerate this rebellion and it is time to crush it. Men against men will have to fight will all their might to win the battle and each of them have the reason to fight. It is the slaves to be free from the grasp of their masters and the Romans to exert their authority. Whoever wins all you have to do is to Watch Spartacus Vengeance On Megavideo because it is the best way to do it.

This fight is for his dreams that were shattered by the selfish master and it will happen soon on his fellow slave and before that happens they will make their haste on destroying a common enemy, the Roman Empire. The best warriors are gathered but can they defeat the Roman army’s discipline and adequate weaponry. Well, whoever wins just makes sure you enjoy it much like you Watch Spartacus Vengeance On Megavideo and you’ll never regret anything.

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My Top 5 Bet for Bb. Pilipinas 2011

March 13, 2011

This coming April 20, 2011, we will be crowning our new Bb. Pilipinas 2011. The crown, with the prestige accompanied by the fame and glamour also denotes a great responsibility to represent not only the country but to match the previous record we have achieved in the past few years of being passive. As remembered, Venus Raj has made to the finals in the last Miss Universe 2010 and it’s a call to make it again this year.

Out of the 38 remaining contestants who are screened after the careful evaluation, here are the top five contestants who receive greater attention in the public.

1. Zephora Mayon – Her name is Zephora but the screen name Zara Aldana is much more famed than her real name. Before entering the showbiz industry in the Philippines, Zephora was a winner of the Miss Philippines Asia Pacific but she gave up the crown two months after the reign. Winning at the very young age of 19 years old, she remind me of the sweet victory of Stefania Fernadez of Venezuela and we are hoping she would also land to the same title but to do this, she has to win the Bb. Pilipinas 2011 this year. It is not that impossible I guess.

2. Martha Chloe McCulley – Chloe as her name was famed, she holds greater interests among her fanatics nowadays knowing that she was once a member of the famed 26K girls in the game show, Deal or No Deal. Chloe has a stunning appeal and good height but more than anything else, she has the quality to bear the crown aside from being famous as we know her in TV.

3. Patricia Marie Tumulak – if they say that victory was for those who pursue, well, Patricia maybe so eager to prove that cliché. A previous winner of the Miss Philippines Earth where the beautiful woman was hailed as Miss Fire, she is now again trying to compete to win the title of Bb. Pilipinas 2011 and is hoping to make to the top.

4. Dianne Necio – the lovely is not just determine to make to the top but so eager to prove she has a lot to offer than being just a 4th runners up in the previous Bb. Pilipinas 2010. Dianne gave up the title and came back this year to give something more. Said to be an alter ego of Mirriam Quiambao, Dianne is making her way to the top.

5. Shamcey Supsup – gone are the days of Ana Therese Licaros and Zoraida Andam where their intelligence made them to bear the crown. Shamcey is foreseen to be on the same track as this Magna Cum Laude Architecture graduate from UP Diliman has made to the top by placing top 1 in the licensure exam in her field. Will she be able to make it in the Bb. Pilipinas 2011? Yes, she will

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TambayanniByter.com: Ang Bagong Tambayan

February 13, 2011

Yahoo!!!! Finally, ang official Tambayan Ni Byter is now live online.

Click Here to be redirected to TambayanNiByter.com

 

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Maligayang Pasko Mula Kay Ninang Byter

December 24, 2009

Isang tulog nalang (iyan ay kung natutulog ka pa) Pasko na.  Ilang oras nalang Pasko na pero nandito parin ako sa lungga ko, malamang nagse-senti na ang Nanay ko dahil pasko na bukas hindi pa ako umuuwi sa barracks ng Robles family.  Pero, uuwi na rin bago mag-noche Buena dahil baka hindi na ako papauwiin ng commander-in-chief namin ng boung taon ‘pag hindi ako maka-pag report sa Pasko.  

Sa mga katambay ko na sumisilip parin sa tambayan kahit wala na masyadong updata, Meri Christmas sa inyo at super thank you.  Gusto ko rin mag-apologize kasi wala nang update.  Medyo nagha-hang kasi sense of humor ng Ninang Byter, out of coverage area most of the time.  Lately, I have hard time composing article na hindi nire-research, side-effect pa yata ito ng impatso ko sa damn thing called love.  

One of my wish this Christmas is to get it out of my system, so that I will be back to my bubbly and sunny me.  I don’t like this “me” right now.  I have to get him out of my system and the journey continues. Tskk… tssk… ano yun? Pati ako nahihirapan ng mag-interpret sa sarili ko. Hayzz…

I’m supposed to post my wishlist, pero hindi ko na itutuloy kasi for one thing, may mga nakilala sa akin personally na nagbabasa ng mga post ko sa tambayan, ayaw kung ma-alaska muna.  And second thing, alam naman ni Bro what I want, not just for Christmas.  Binubulong ko sa Kanya yan every night, kaya alam na nya yun.  Pero ewan ko bakit di pa nya binibigay, pero buo parin tiwala ko na ibibigay nya in right time.  Parang sinasabi lang nya na… “Relax Byter, chill! ‘Wag kang masyadong hotness… K! relax!” Gets, ko naman ang nais Nyang ipahiwatig kaya, chill muna ako.  Naniniwala ako sa hardwork at perseverance para makuha mo ang mga minimithi mo, pero meron ka talagang mga minimithi na Sya lang ang pwedeng mag-bigay.  Kaya wait lang ang Ninang nyo kung kelan Nya yun ibibigay, pero sana ASAP na.

Sa mga Katambay ko, sana matupad din mga wish nyo, kung ano man yun.  Kung hindi man, wag kang mag-sawang ibulong kay Bro ang minimithi mo.  I know in right time, ibibigay nya yun.  At please wag nyong gawing x-mas ang Christmas, kasi it’s a sign of disrespect to Him, parang binubura mo Sya sa pasko.  Antok na ako, its 2:20AM….

Maligayang Pasko mga Katambay! I love you all. (sabay flying kiss at wave sa audience)

P.S .  To those who cannot understand Tagalog hit this link to translate. (Kahit para Kolehiyala na sabog sa albatross ang translation ok na rin at least understandable.)

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Senti Moments

November 20, 2009

For the first time in my whole adult life I cried because of a man! I never imagined myself shedding tears for a man. But tonight I did.Iniyakan ko ang isang lalaki na I don’t even know if he deserves it.  Hindi naman talaga ako mahilig mag-senti o kaya magkwento ng kadramahan ko sa buhay. I’m not comfortable talking about feeling and emotions at kung ano pang anik-anik ng tangegot na heart.  But I just need to ease it up a little bit. You don’t actually need to read this, just scroll down or hit the back button.  

Ang sakit pala if you’re expecting something from someone, tapos kahit 1/8 lang ng expectation mo hindi man lang na meet.  Tama nga sinabi ng isang epal na friend ko, “ikspik-ikspik! masaktan ka lang!!!”, paminsan-minsan tumatama din pala ang lukaret nya.  Ngayon ko lang din na realize na mahirap palang mag havest sa Farmville pag sabay tumutulo ang luha at sipon.  Natuluan tuloy sipon and keyboard ng laptop ko.

“It’s better to love and lost than never love at all.” Hayzzz, sino ba nag-imbento ng sayings na yan? Gusto ko syang maka-usap para ma-explain nya sa akin kung anong basis nya at na comeup nya ang ganyang conclusion. It hurts kaya!

Imagine, I travelled 3 hours para makasama sya but he didn’t even joined me for lunch! “I have appointment sa lunchtime…blah…blah…blah”, pack-sheets naman almost one-week namin pinag-usapan ang pagpunta ko that day tapos bigla may appointment.  Exchange sa total 6 hours trip ko ay ang halos 2-oras na pagsasama na walang kibuan, date namin sa National Bookstore, ang saya ano?

Well, I’ve no one to blame but the stupid ME. Tatanga-tanga kasi.  Okey na yung drama ko few months ago na “…i think it’s over”, kaso bigla namang sumulpot at dinramahan ng ungas na lalaking ito ang Ninang nyo ng “…i miss you like crazy” at “…lets start all over again” ayun nauto na naman ang matalino si Byter.  

Tested and proven na talaga ang kasabihan na “pagdating sa pag-ibig na bobobo ang mga matatalino”.  I want to share to you ang poem na ini-mail sa akin ng isa ko pang friend na tanga-tanga din pagdating sa love.  Ewan ko kung saang sulok ng cyberspace nya pinulot to. Ang ganda ng poem, this time naka-relate ako. Dati wa-epik sa akin ang mga kadramahan na yan.

Hindi ko alam kung ano ang title ng poem, at di ko rin alam kung sino ang author.  If ikaw ang author nito, please come forward and introduce yourself email ka sa akin sa byterology[dat]gmail[dat]com para mabigyan kita ng credit sa iyong magandang likha.  Ito na yun:

Love is like a sharpened knife,
that could cut you deep and tear you apart.
Love is like the deep blue sea,
that could get you drowned when it fills your heart.

Love is like an endless night,
without a single ray of light.
You could get lost,you won’t know what’s right,
for it could take away your sight.

Love is like a raging storm,
that takes you away and could leave you alone.
Love can be a treasure you own,
it can be a diamond,but it could turn to a stone.

Love gives hope but could leave you helpless,
it can make you smile,but could cause you sadness.
Love is pure and yet it can be faked,
it can make you feel better,but it could cause you great ache.

Love gives assurance,love gives trust,
but it sometimes get broken and beaten by lust.
Love gives pleasure but it also gives pain,
it could play with your mind,and leave you insane.

Love can be a home or just a simple shelter,
gives comfort when you need,but could leave you right after.
Love makes you complete but could also break you down,
Love gives you wings but could drop you to the ground.

Love is a gift but it could turn to a curse,
it makes you do your best but it could bring out your worst.
It could turn the wisest into a fool,
for love is a very dangerous tool.

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Pacquiao vs. Cotto Nood Ka Ng Replay

November 15, 2009

Kahapon tiniris na ni Manny ang Cotto este si Cotto pala.  Kung ikaw nalang ang nag-iisang Pinoy na hindi nakapanood ng laban na ito, kawawa ka naman pinudutin mo na ang link sa baba at please lang manood ka na para naman may mai-share ka sa kwentuhan ng bayan.  At kung ikaw naman ay isang Pinoy na hindi pa naumay sa kaka-panood ng replay, sige na, para na rin ito sayo.

http://pacquiaovscottolive.blogspot.com

100% working po ang video, promise, cross my heart! :)

 

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Kiss Yesterday Goodbye…? (Charmzzz!)

October 30, 2009

Yesterday, I made one crucial decision I have ever made in my career (…as if my career).  I decided to leave the company that I lovingly and loyaly served for more than 5 years. It is been a hard decision, and I’m scared of the posible outcome of this too.  But I already decided on things, tagal ko nang pinag-isipan ang decision na to.  Inpak, mas matagal kong pinag-isipan ang pag-re-resign keysa sa paki pagbreak ko kay ex few months ago.  Si ex-bf 3 days ko lang pinag-muni-munihan tapos adios patria adorada na ang lola, ang ang resignation ko, pinag-isipan ko for more than 5 months.  Parang nursing board exam review, may review 3 months, intensive review for 1 month at 3 weeks na recap.  Ganun ka intense ang decision making process ng Ninang Byter nyo.  

This is hard, parang hard boiled egg.  I earned a lot friends there, I learned a lot things.  I grew up professionally and personally but kelangan ko nang mag-level-up.  I learned enough XP at nakapag-train na ako ng bagong Jutsu, Taijutsu at Genjustu na pwedeng gamitin sa mga mission at special events na ma-encounter ko along da way to my travel to Mars or Sun (pag hindi masyadong maiinit). 

Actually, kinakabahan ako sa decision ko na itech.  Plan A lang ang baon ko.  If plan A  fails, shegbhaks ang beauty ng Ninang nyo.  I’m not usually like this, if  I make crucial decision, I always have safety net at foolproof Plan B, C, D, E, F, G if in case luzbak ang Plan A.  Wish ko lang hindi ito mid-life crisis kasi super to the max decided ang Ninang talaga!  Pero dis is it, dis is reli is it!!! It’s now or never sabi nga ni Lolo Elvis. So be it…

Haaayyyy…. gusto ko tuloy bumirit ng…Goodbye to you my trusted friend!!!!

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Windangus Kugingos

September 29, 2009

Nawiwindang ako, joshko groban, anetch ba itech…. joshko groban ulit, what the 5 inches heels are they doing to your Ninang!?  Ano ba itech? Are we back to the dark ages of Martial Law? We’re people don’t have choice?  If you want to say NO, but they want you to say YES they will trample you over to make that damn NO be a damn YES.  Damn THEM!!!  

They make a mistake, di nila kilala and beautilicious Ninang Byter, sabi ng beloved fatherhood ko when I was small and the Christmas trees are tall “Parang kalabaw na batugan yang si Byter, pag-lalo mong itinulak lalong magpumilit na di gagalaw.”  Ganon ako, never push to do things that I don’t to do… madi-disappoint ka lang!!! Ummhhh!!! Magsasayang lang tayong dalawa ng effort, ikaw mag sasayang ng effort sa pagtulak, ako naman magsasayang ng effort natitigil.  If I said NO don’t force me say YES, because what the 5 inches heels I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!! I don’t care if pareho tayong magsasayang ng effort.  I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!

By the way, mga beloved katabays’ in amidst of this damning thing that happens to me.  I decided na lumipat ng tambayan.  Ayoko na pinipilit ako na mag-fit-in sa bagay na ayaw ko namang mag fit-in.  Let me have my ways.  I can do things better that way.  So that is the reason why tambayannibyter.com is officially open pero wala pang laman… You’re Ninang is under a lot of stress, I haven’t got the much needed sleep lately.  Sobrang daming deadline na kailangan gawin, dagdagan pa ng nakakawindang na happenings na itech… Grrr!!! I’m making myself sick. And I’m irrational when I get angry. Goodness, gracious… ang wrinkles, ang pimples… smile Ninang, smile.

Breath in… breath out… Hmmnnn… Hmmnn… Hmmnn (on a lotus position), relaxation mode Ninang… relaxation mode. Ready cool down…a wan… a tu… a tri… go!!! Hmmnnn…. Hmmnnn… Hmmnnn… Hmmnnn.

Hmmnnn… shooopids…. Your Ninang is making herself windangus kugingos…. Charusshhh!!!

Byter Resign!!! ah este… Gloria resign. (ako pala si Byter… harharhar!!!) 

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Guest Post: Oes Tsetnoc Help File

September 28, 2009

The oes tsetnoc is another search engine event and this post is to help bleuken on his campaign to win the said competition. Oes Tsetnoc is a search engine optimization (SEO) competition targetting the said the keyword on Google. It is his experience on search engine competition like this, we believe in his skills to win the event. That’s the reason why I am supporting him.

Sorry and you will not find any new updates here because this blog will be transferred to a new home later and will announce it. For the meantime, if you want a Filipino to win the said competition support bleuken by linking the following site address to your blog. A little help will do:

http://www.bleuken.com/oes-tsetnoc/

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Tagalog Jokes - Punchlines Collection 2

September 11, 2009

More punchlines @ tambayannibyter.com

Nandito na ang hinihintay nyong update.  Pasenya na at medyo matagal ang update, nasa senti mode kasi ang byutiful Ninang nyo in past weeks.  Nag getting over you, never getting over me na kadramahan sa buhay.  Tapos nay un, nakapag-babang luksa na ang pamilya Aquino at therefore nag-babang luksa na rin si Byter.  Back to wa-paki hapi mode na ulit.  


Eto na ang bagong update, ang ina-abangan nyong second part ng tagalong punchlines jokes. Compilation ito ng mga comments galing sa previous post na punchlines – valentines edition at mula sa gumagatang utak ng ninang nyo.  May sweet, may corny, may pa-tweetums, at may bastos  pero lahat sila nakakatuwa.

libro ka ba?
kapal mo kasi…

musika ka ba?
napasayaw mo kasi puso ko…


condom ka ba ?
kasi I feel safe with you…

drugs ka ba?
naadik kasi ako sayo…

pantal ka ba?
ang kati mo kasi…

puto ka ba?
dinuguan kasi ako, bagay tayo…

ibon ka ba?
lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko…

hotwater ka ba?
napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo…

unan ka ba?
sarap mo kasing yakapin…

freezer ka ba?
tinitigasan kasi ako sayo

ulan ka ba?
nababasa kasi ako sayo

ayoko ko na sa sarili ko!
pwede bang sayo nalang ako….?

troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken eh…

sumbong kita sa pulis!
ninakaw mo kasi puso ko…

turnilyo ka ba?
sarap mo kasing screwhin eh…

tambutso ka ba?
umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo…

kuto ka ba?
ang lutong mo kasi…

libag ka ba?
hindi na ko maliligo kung ganun…

isda ka ba?
ang tinik mo kasi…

baril ka ba?
patira naman oh, kahit isang putok lang…

bomba ka ba?  
sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo…

galing ka bang greenhills?
ang cheap mo kasi…

kotse ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sakyan…

computer ka ba?
sarap mo kasing i-turn-on…

si Cory ka ba?
kasi pinagluksa na kita…

glue ka ba?
kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko…

dagat ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sisirin…
pelikula ka ba?
sarap mo kasing panoorin…

Maraming salamat kay Coli, Ahlskie, Yangyang, Brylle, Khulet, LoL0z at Randel sa mga nakakatuwang contribution.

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