Maligayang Pasko Mula Kay Ninang Byter

Isang tulog nalang (iyan ay kung natutulog ka pa) Pasko na.  Ilang oras nalang Pasko na pero nandito parin ako sa lungga ko, malamang nagse-senti na ang Nanay ko dahil pasko na bukas hindi pa ako umuuwi sa barracks ng Robles family.  Pero, uuwi na rin bago mag-noche Buena dahil baka hindi na ako papauwiin ng commander-in-chief namin ng boung taon ‘pag hindi ako maka-pag report sa Pasko.  

P.S .  To those who cannot understand Tagalog hit this link to translate. (Kahit para Kolehiyala na sabog sa albatross ang translation ok na rin at least understandable.)

Senti Moments

For the first time in my whole adult life I cried because of a man! I never imagined myself shedding tears for a man. But tonight I did.Iniyakan ko ang isang lalaki na I don’t even know if he deserves it.  Hindi naman talaga ako mahilig mag-senti o kaya magkwento ng kadramahan ko sa buhay. I’m not comfortable talking about feeling and emotions at kung ano pang anik-anik ng tangegot na heart.  But I just need to ease it up a little bit. You don’t actually need to read this, just scroll down or hit the back button.  

Ang sakit pala if you’re expecting something from someone, tapos kahit 1/8 lang ng expectation mo hindi man lang na meet.  Tama nga sinabi ng isang epal na friend ko, “ikspik-ikspik! masaktan ka lang!!!”, paminsan-minsan tumatama din pala ang lukaret nya.  Ngayon ko lang din na realize na mahirap palang mag havest sa Farmville pag sabay tumutulo ang luha at sipon.  Natuluan tuloy sipon and keyboard ng laptop ko.

“It’s better to love and lost than never love at all.” Hayzzz, sino ba nag-imbento ng sayings na yan? Gusto ko syang maka-usap para ma-explain nya sa akin kung anong basis nya at na comeup nya ang ganyang conclusion. It hurts kaya!

Imagine, I travelled 3 hours para makasama sya but he didn’t even joined me for lunch! “I have appointment sa lunchtime…blah…blah…blah”, pack-sheets naman almost one-week namin pinag-usapan ang pagpunta ko that day tapos bigla may appointment.  Exchange sa total 6 hours trip ko ay ang halos 2-oras na pagsasama na walang kibuan, date namin sa National Bookstore, ang saya ano?

Well, I’ve no one to blame but the stupid ME. Tatanga-tanga kasi.  Okey na yung drama ko few months ago na “…i think it’s over”, kaso bigla namang sumulpot at dinramahan ng ungas na lalaking ito ang Ninang nyo ng “…i miss you like crazy” at “…lets start all over again” ayun nauto na naman ang matalino si Byter.  

Tested and proven na talaga ang kasabihan na “pagdating sa pag-ibig na bobobo ang mga matatalino”.  I want to share to you ang poem na ini-mail sa akin ng isa ko pang friend na tanga-tanga din pagdating sa love.  Ewan ko kung saang sulok ng cyberspace nya pinulot to. Ang ganda ng poem, this time naka-relate ako. Dati wa-epik sa akin ang mga kadramahan na yan.

Hindi ko alam kung ano ang title ng poem, at di ko rin alam kung sino ang author.  If ikaw ang author nito, please come forward and introduce yourself email ka sa akin sa byterology[dat]gmail[dat]com para mabigyan kita ng credit sa iyong magandang likha.  Ito na yun:

Love is like a sharpened knife,
that could cut you deep and tear you apart.
Love is like the deep blue sea,
that could get you drowned when it fills your heart.

Love is like an endless night,
without a single ray of light.
You could get lost,you won’t know what’s right,
for it could take away your sight.

Love is like a raging storm,
that takes you away and could leave you alone.
Love can be a treasure you own,
it can be a diamond,but it could turn to a stone.

Love gives hope but could leave you helpless,
it can make you smile,but could cause you sadness.
Love is pure and yet it can be faked,
it can make you feel better,but it could cause you great ache.

Love gives assurance,love gives trust,
but it sometimes get broken and beaten by lust.
Love gives pleasure but it also gives pain,
it could play with your mind,and leave you insane.

Love can be a home or just a simple shelter,
gives comfort when you need,but could leave you right after.
Love makes you complete but could also break you down,
Love gives you wings but could drop you to the ground.

Love is a gift but it could turn to a curse,
it makes you do your best but it could bring out your worst.
It could turn the wisest into a fool,
for love is a very dangerous tool.

Pacquiao vs. Cotto Nood Ka Ng Replay

Kahapon tiniris na ni Manny ang Cotto este si Cotto pala.  Kung ikaw nalang ang nag-iisang Pinoy na hindi nakapanood ng laban na ito, kawawa ka naman pinudutin mo na ang link sa baba at please lang manood ka na para naman may mai-share ka sa kwentuhan ng bayan.  At kung ikaw naman ay isang Pinoy na hindi pa naumay sa kaka-panood ng replay, sige na, para na rin ito sayo.

http://pacquiaovscottolive.blogspot.com

100% working po ang video, promise, cross my heart!

Kiss Yesterday Goodbye…? (Charmzzz!)

Yesterday, I made one crucial decision I have ever made in my career (…as if my career).  I decided to leave the company that I lovingly and loyaly served for more than 5 years. It is been a hard decision, and I’m scared of the posible outcome of this too.  But I already decided on things, tagal ko nang pinag-isipan ang decision na to.  Inpak, mas matagal kong pinag-isipan ang pag-re-resign keysa sa paki pagbreak ko kay ex few months ago.  Si ex-bf 3 days ko lang pinag-muni-munihan tapos adios patria adorada na ang lola, ang ang resignation ko, pinag-isipan ko for more than 5 months.  Parang nursing board exam review, may review 3 months, intensive review for 1 month at 3 weeks na recap.  Ganun ka intense ang decision making process ng Ninang Byter nyo.  

This is hard, parang hard boiled egg.  I earned a lot friends there, I learned a lot things.  I grew up professionally and personally but kelangan ko nang mag-level-up.  I learned enough XP at nakapag-train na ako ng bagong Jutsu, Taijutsu at Genjustu na pwedeng gamitin sa mga mission at special events na ma-encounter ko along da way to my travel to Mars or Sun (pag hindi masyadong maiinit). 

Actually, kinakabahan ako sa decision ko na itech.  Plan A lang ang baon ko.  If plan A  fails, shegbhaks ang beauty ng Ninang nyo.  I’m not usually like this, if  I make crucial decision, I always have safety net at foolproof Plan B, C, D, E, F, G if in case luzbak ang Plan A.  Wish ko lang hindi ito mid-life crisis kasi super to the max decided ang Ninang talaga!  Pero dis is it, dis is reli is it!!! It’s now or never sabi nga ni Lolo Elvis. So be it…

Haaayyyy…. gusto ko tuloy bumirit ng…Goodbye to you my trusted friend!!!!

Windangus Kugingos

Nawiwindang ako, joshko groban, anetch ba itech…. joshko groban ulit, what the 5 inches heels are they doing to your Ninang!?  Ano ba itech? Are we back to the dark ages of Martial Law? We’re people don’t have choice?  If you want to say NO, but they want you to say YES they will trample you over to make that damn NO be a damn YES.  Damn THEM!!!  

Byter Resign!!! ah este… Gloria resign. (ako pala si Byter… harharhar!!!) 

Guest Post: Oes Tsetnoc Help File

The oes tsetnoc is another search engine event and this post is to help bleuken on his campaign to win the said competition. Oes Tsetnoc is a search engine optimization (SEO) competition targetting the said the keyword on Google. It is his experience on search engine competition like this, we believe in his skills to win the event. That’s the reason why I am supporting him.

Sorry and you will not find any new updates here because this blog will be transferred to a new home later and will announce it. For the meantime, if you want a Filipino to win the said competition support bleuken by linking the following site address to your blog. A little help will do:

http://www.bleuken.com/oes-tsetnoc/

Tagalog Jokes - Punchlines Collection 2

Nandito na ang hinihintay nyong update.  Pasenya na at medyo matagal ang update, nasa senti mode kasi ang byutiful Ninang nyo in past weeks.  Nag getting over you, never getting over me na kadramahan sa buhay.  Tapos nay un, nakapag-babang luksa na ang pamilya Aquino at therefore nag-babang luksa na rin si Byter.  Back to wa-paki hapi mode na ulit.  

Eto na ang bagong update, ang ina-abangan nyong second part ng tagalong punchlines jokes. Compilation ito ng mga comments galing sa previous post na punchlines – valentines edition at mula sa gumagatang utak ng ninang nyo.  May sweet, may corny, may pa-tweetums, at may bastos  pero lahat sila nakakatuwa.

musika ka ba?
napasayaw mo kasi puso ko…

condom ka ba ?
kasi I feel safe with you…

drugs ka ba?
naadik kasi ako sayo…

ayoko ko na sa sarili ko!
pwede bang sayo nalang ako….?

troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken eh…

sumbong kita sa pulis!
ninakaw mo kasi puso ko…

Hapi Berday To Me

August 3 pala ngayon, buti ni-remind ako ng friendster at facebook na berday ko pala ngayon.  Parang ang sad natumatanda na ako, na para wala man lang pinagtandaan.  Parang na-shy akong sabihin na malapit na nang nag-goodbye ang number ng age ko sa number sa kalendaryo, pero sabi nga ng friend ko”Who the hell cares? May bingo pa naman!” Pero honestly speaking, this is saddest birthday I ever experienced.  I felt so alone, and lonely…don’t know why. Maybe it’s just the biological clock ticking, but damn it I don’t want complication.  I use to think that I am happy of what I have now, I’m just fine.  Why is it suddenly I felt empty and lacking? Apektado sa pagkamatay ni Pres. Cory? (At pinaki-alaman pa si Pres. Cory)

Pabayaan nyo na akong mag-emo-emo ngayon, berday ko naman. At nasira pa ang laptop ko…grrr!!!! Nice Birthday gift.  Last Saturday anniversary namin ni psuedo-bf, kasabay yata mailibing ni Tita Cory ang relasyong walang patutunguhan.  I have been thinking lately (kaya siguro sumasakit ulo ko kasi nag-iisip na naman), why should I stay on a relationship na walang patutunguhan.  I have been wasting my time, effort and emotion.  “Give it time”, sabi nya, but what the 3-inches stilleto hills ano pang time? Nakakasawa na.

Sheet…!!! I want to cry, but why should I?  Iiyakan ko ang nasayang na oras?  Cry for the things that I hope for but did not happen? My heart says, she wants the tears to fall but my mind is holding it looking for reason.  Tyring to rationalize, comprehend , it hold up.  “It’s ok, go ahead let it fall” says the heart but the ever stubborn and with the ice-princess attitude mind says “Hold it up, there’s no reason to.”  Packing tape of 1/2 sheet of paper… It hurts! 

Okey its enough for this senti…senti thing.  Just let me share to you my wishlist for my birthday.

1.  Bagong Boyfriend

2.  Bagong Laptop

3. Bagong Lot (naumpisahan ko nang hulugan 4 years and 11 months nalang)

4.  Bagong work…? 

5.Malakas na Adsense income para may pambayad sa #2 at # 3

6.  Bagong cellphone

7.  Bagong iPod

8. Bagong ME…

9.  Bagong Boyfriend ulit

10.  Bagong Boyfriend pa ulit.

Wish Mo Lang

Here are things na wish mo sabihin sayo ng parents mo. 

1. Anak, bumangon ka na male-late ka na.  Pero kung ina-antok ka pa sige matulog ka nalang, sa next period ka nalang pumasok.
2. O, eto allowance mo oh.  May dagdag na na pang-gimik yan. 
3. Amoy alcohol ka na naman!? Nag-jamming na naman kayo.  Bad trip, di man lang ninyo ako sinama.
4. Gabi na matulog na ka na.  Bukas samahan mo ako, bili tayo ng bago mong cellphone.
5. Nan-dyan ang jowa mo sa labas.  Papasukin ko nalang dito sa kwarto mo?
6. Tumawag yung adviser mo sabi lagpak ka na naman daw. Di bale ok lang, may next sem pa naman.
7. Junior, bakit iisa lang girlfriend mo? Ang hina mo naman, dagdagan mo pa para may extra.
8. Anak, bakit hindi ka pa nagbo-boyfriend? Ok lang naman sa amin kung mabuntis ka, kami na bahala sa magiging anak mo.
9. Hindi pa-ubos ang 300 na load mo?  Noong isang araw pa yun ah…
10. Anak naman! Bakit hindi mo inu-ubos ang binibigay naming allowance sayo… Kumakayod kami ng husto ng Daddy mo para may pantustos sayo tapos hindi mo ginagastos ang binibigay naming sa’yo!? 

Kung may gusto ka pang idagdag na wish, paki-lagay sa comment.  At wish ko pa sana mabasa ito ng mga magulang.  Pero sa tingin ko, manigas tayo sa kahihintay bago matupad ang mga wish na ito.  Kaya nga wish mo lang…

Direct TV: The Couch Potato Delight

Way back in the time when Direct TV or satellite TV was not been conceived I remember that I used to watched only a 3 channels.  That is because those 3 channels are the only channel available in our locality.  At the time there is no Disney Channel, no HBO, and no Sports Channel.  We only watch local TV shows, which has very limited offerings.  At that time, I never heard of HDTV.

Direct TV’s offered various programming packages that would suit to taste of any customer.  Programming packages selection may run from children’s TV channel to sports channels, to educational and premium channel that can offer anything you wanted.    DirecTV is really a couch potato delight.